The vacuum cleaner is shaped like a treble clef, and the rug behind it has five lines, just like a music staff, so the image looks like a treble clef on a music staff.
One of the instruments I play is flute. It'd be really hard to play a sweet song for a guy without sounding completely weird.
Charlie on Two and a Half Men
My mother set a paper towel on fire making ice.
Does it count if all the girls wanted the teacher to be a pedophile so they'd have a chance?
What a last day he had...
If I could swallow my pride, I'd tell her I'm sorry for being so hard on her...
And when they say your grief is pathetic, they're essentially saying you're pathetic for caring about your pet enough to miss them. They're being judgmental and insensitive and rude, refusing to acknowledge that it's possible to care for something other than another human.
It was my language arts student teacher, working on his master's, yet he still found time to show up in the cafeteria and challenge us to Pokemon games.
I probably should have been more clear, but what I meant is it's wrong for girls to attempt to make other girls feel ashamed that they didn't wait for marriage. To me, that's what it comes down to, is petty girls that like to believe they're better than everyone else and try to make others feel like trash, like they're "dirtier" in some way.
She might die soon anyway...
And every time it happens, I get worried that every girl thinks that way...that looks make you perfect. It's scary how shallow some people are.
He's definitely not ugly, or even close to it (in fact he actually is really cute), but it never stopped my friends from all the, "You like...him? He's not that...cute- um I mean he's probably nice!" I kinda regret telling them, because they seriously don't get liking a guy whose best qualities don't revolve around the terms hot, ripped, gorgeous, or sexy.
Seems like at my school, all the guys care about are the girls wearing stuff a size too small, but too much makeup; and all the girls care about are the "hot" guys that are also jerks. I like a guy who's quiet, but it doesn't mean a thing because I'll never be like the slut he likes...I just wish they'd all get past looks and like someone for something slightly more than skin-deep!