Which major event/s or time in Earth's geological history would you have liked to witness the most, indirectly?

I'd like to see everything dinosaur related though.

Men also have feelings. For example, they can feel hungry, amirite?
Lesbians shud not be given any rights to adopt childrens. They have a vagina and they can make they're own babies with it. They just need to get off they're high horse and have sex with a men only once. Also if they dont want sex with a men they could have easily an insiminasion contrary to gay homosexuals, amirite?
@"Gay homosexuals" Really?

Duh, how else would you know if the homosexuals were straight or gay?1??1??
/sarcasm

Lesbians shud not be given any rights to adopt childrens. They have a vagina and they can make they're own babies with it. They just need to get off they're high horse and have sex with a men only once. Also if they dont want sex with a men they could have easily an insiminasion contrary to gay homosexuals, amirite?

Wait so you're not against lesbian being parents, you're against them adopting? Why? Isn't it better for a couple to adopt a child rather than conceive, to help out a kid that already exists rather than creating a new one?

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Lesbians shud not be given any rights to adopt childrens. They have a vagina and they can make they're own babies with it. They just need to get off they're high horse and have sex with a men only once. Also if they dont want sex with a men they could have easily an insiminasion contrary to gay homosexuals, amirite?

There are so many kids out there that need a home, it shouldn't matter who adopts them as long as they're good people who will raise the kid right.

When you see a creature like a fly, a spider, or a cockroach around the house, you assume it's a dude, amirite?

I just refer to it as "it". I never stop long enough to think about it's gender, by the time I see one, I'm already halfway to the broom or can of raid...or screaming "SOMEBODY KILL IT!" from on top of a table...either one

Stupidity is universal; however, it is disproportionately high in the US, amirite?

People everywhere are equally stupid. The US just does a better job of putting their stupid people on international news.

Guys should learn that the real beauty of a girl is buried within her soul. That's why they should try to get as deep as they can inside her, amirite?
@Shadi I think that means because OP wants to finger YOU. OP's intention is to make you feel significant above all...

I never (cry2) out of joy, but I do goo smilie. For jokes, I usually hmm smilie, then hehe smilie. Telling jokes makes me feel cool smilie, especially when I get l smilie's and no one n smilie. When I don't get y smilie I get d smilie or angry smilie, but then I just end up frown smilie. Bad jokes get me to un smilie and no smilie, dirty jokes to hello smilie. Funny idiots at least get lolwut smilie as a reaction, while stupid idiots just get ono smilie. I love smilie ice cream because I can yum smilie, but vegetables, puke smilie. Achievements always make me smirk smilie.

Um, I'm not sure where I was going with this wary smilie.

You've always wondered what would happen if Lord Voldemort chose Neville instead of Harry, amirite?

Did you know that this is the reason Snape hates Neville so much? In his eyes, if Voldemort had chosen Neville, Lily would never have died, making her death, indirectly, Neville's fault.

With all those kids putting on the Sorting Hat, you'd think there would be an outbreak of lice every year, amirite?

Oh, you may not think I'm dirty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A filthier hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
But I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat,
As grimy as a stall.
There are diseases hidden in my head
That people cannot see,
So try me on and I will give you
More than just a flea.

If you were in a room with Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Justin Bieber and had a gun with two bullets, you's shoot Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein because you're not a douche that wishes death on innocent people, amirite?

I would not kill saddam or Osama because they are already dead. I would leave beiber alone because I'm not a murderer. I simply am not fond of his music, I don't want him to die. Afterwards, I would go dispose of the gun properly ( probably turn it in to the police) because I dont have a liscence and I dont want to get arrested. I would report the events to the local police and do a couple of news interviews for the local news stations in regards to my strange predicament. Then I would go home, realize I forgot to feed my ferret, then sit on my couch and watch reruns of Friends until I fall asleep.

How the hell did the guys who climbed Mt. Everest ever get down? amirite?
@DandyLion How would wifi help them get down?

"Someone get a really big ladder! #stuckonmounteverest"

You think Spongebob was adopted cause his parents are actual sea sponges while he's a yellow store-bought sponge. Amirite?

Spongebob: hey guys can I ask you something?
Sb Parents: ya sure what is it?
Spongebob: am I... Synthetic?
Sb Parents: awkward silence