I'd like to see everything dinosaur related though.
Duh, how else would you know if the homosexuals were straight or gay?1??1??
Wait so you're not against lesbian being parents, you're against them adopting? Why? Isn't it better for a couple to adopt a child rather than conceive, to help out a kid that already exists rather than creating a new one?
There are so many kids out there that need a home, it shouldn't matter who adopts them as long as they're good people who will raise the kid right.
I just refer to it as "it". I never stop long enough to think about it's gender, by the time I see one, I'm already halfway to the broom or can of raid...or screaming "SOMEBODY KILL IT!" from on top of a table...either one
I love pepper. I hate cinnamon.
People everywhere are equally stupid. The US just does a better job of putting their stupid people on international news.
I never (cry2) out of joy, but I do . For jokes, I usually , then . Telling jokes makes me feel , especially when I get 's and no one . When I don't get I get or , but then I just end up . Bad jokes get me to and , dirty jokes to . Funny idiots at least get as a reaction, while stupid idiots just get . I ice cream because I can , but vegetables, . Achievements always make me .
Um, I'm not sure where I was going with this .
Did you know that this is the reason Snape hates Neville so much? In his eyes, if Voldemort had chosen Neville, Lily would never have died, making her death, indirectly, Neville's fault.
Oh, you may not think I'm dirty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A filthier hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
But I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat,
As grimy as a stall.
There are diseases hidden in my head
That people cannot see,
So try me on and I will give you
More than just a flea.
I would not kill saddam or Osama because they are already dead. I would leave beiber alone because I'm not a murderer. I simply am not fond of his music, I don't want him to die. Afterwards, I would go dispose of the gun properly ( probably turn it in to the police) because I dont have a liscence and I dont want to get arrested. I would report the events to the local police and do a couple of news interviews for the local news stations in regards to my strange predicament. Then I would go home, realize I forgot to feed my ferret, then sit on my couch and watch reruns of Friends until I fall asleep.
"Someone get a really big ladder! #stuckonmounteverest"
Spongebob: hey guys can I ask you something?
Sb Parents: ya sure what is it?
Spongebob: am I... Synthetic?
Sb Parents: awkward silence