There's always that one jackass in the gym who thinks he's competing in the fucking Olympics.

A big problem with society today is that people get ridiculed for working hard and putting in effort.

Weeks go slow, years fly by, amirite?

Ahh, it feels like this post was just made yesterday. And in a week, it will still feel that way

Heterochromia (different eye colours) is pretty neat looking, amirite?
Bikes do not belong on the road with cars. Big heavy metal cars that will crush a bike to pieces, amirite?
Teleportation would easily be the most useful superpower, amirite?

Metamorphosis because then you could transform into anything, i.e., a person who could teleport.

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Some people are really good at puns, while others arepun't, amirite?

A good pun is its own reword.

Those "You're beautiful!!" quotes on the walls of bathroom stalls don't help anybody, amirite?

No, one time I was having a really bad day...Olive Hornby was teasing me about my glasses. I ran into the bathroom stall and locked myself in there and cried. After the tears dripped away, I took a look at the wall and saw "You are perfect" written there and it made my day. Then, I opened the door as a confident young woman. As I walk out, I hear a boy's voice, I look and it was Tom Riddlle opening the Chamber of Secrets and letting the basilisk out. I died, but I died happy...all because of a girl scrawling "You are perfect" on the inside of a dirty bathroom stall.

How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?

This helped me get over my fear of crowded places too.

A more fun way to play hangman is instead of stopping once they've hung someone, start hanging another person. So at the end, you'll be like, "You killed three people to spell the word 'fluffy.' Are you happy with yourself?" Amirite?
@SuperFastJellyFish I usually just add more pictures to the stick people, like hair and clothes. But this way sounds pretty awesome.

Conversely, you could stop after drawing just the head, body, and arms and say, "I hope you're happy. You just killed an amputee with no legs."

Then you go on and on about how he lost his legs serving in the army for his country. How he was a double agent and without him, we would have lost the war countless times and Hitler would rule the world. Then you start on his family: how his wife had terminal cancer and who would raise the children after she was gone now that their father was gone too? They'd become orphans, and very poor ones at that. They were the only two to attend their mother's funeral. Little 9-year-old Becky and her 6-year-old brother Johnny.

Without a family outside of each other, they end up in the streets. Johnny died in a gutter in Becky's arms as people walked by without a passing glance. He looked up into her eyes and with his last dying breath, he whispered, "Becky... I can see Mommy and Daddy... They're calling to me... Becky... I have to go... I have to go... See you again soon..."
She rested her head on his, tears rolling down her face. She slowly drifted off into sleep, never to wake again.

All because you couldn't figure out the word "riffraff."

First "Dynamite", then "Firework", THEN "Grenade", what's next? "Nuclear Bomb"? amirite?
The most opportunistic thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in a bath, is to throw in all your dirty laundry, amirite?
The most opportunistic thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in a bath, is to throw in all your dirty laundry, amirite?

This is sick, my little brother died having an epileptic fit in the bath.
He choked on a sock.