To most Christians, the Bible is like the terms of use for a software license. Nobody actually reads it, they just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree", amirite?
@Dwight Do they actually? Im Jewish and I just voted YYA cause of mob mentality

Yes, sometimes the term "Christian" is just a label. They don't have a growing relationship with Jesus Christ, and just go to church, pray, read the Bible etc. when convenient for them. It is quite sad.

If your half asleep in the car on the way to your house, you always know when your getting close; because, you recognize what street your on by the way the car turns. Even if your eyes are closed, amirite?

Yes!! Its kind of freaky actually. Like a psychic connection to your house lol

To most Christians, the Bible is like the terms of use for a software license. Nobody actually reads it, they just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree", amirite?

Some do yes, and it is very sad.

Either God loves all or He hates gays. Pick one, both can't be true, amirite?
Adding food coloring does not make it taste any different, amirite?

Actually red and black coloring do have a different taste, its not that much but it does make things kind of bitter.

You never grow too old to enjoy a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with a cup of milk. amirite?

Have you ever tried it with orange juice?....Or am I the only weird one that does that?

A good name for a coffee place would be "Bean me up, Scotty." amirite?
A good name for a coffee place would be "Bean me up, Scotty." amirite?
@TheHacker Fiddlesticks! I've been caught!

hahaha ok, you got me with the word "Fiddlesticks". I apologize if I seemed like a jerk at all

A good name for a coffee place would be "Bean me up, Scotty." amirite?
Putting something in the oven can be kind of scary. amirite?

Especially when your mom comes around the corner and yells causing you to jump and touch the top of the oven with your arm and you end up burning yourself. (True story)

You're too afraid to talk to someone when you know that they're probably mad, amirite?

Depends who it is, and why they're mad.

Some guy knocked at my door the other day and asked me if I've ever considered an alternative energy supplier. I said, "No, I'm quite happy with food.", amirite?

I prefer to filter feed.

When playing Zelda, you've wondered how Link is able to run around carrying 2 swords, 3 shields, a bag of bombs, a bow and arrow, a slingshot, a claw, 2 sometimes 3 different outfits, a map of the entire world, yet is still able to run and fight with both hands free. amirite?

He is a true hero.

It's a sad day when your "loose" pants fit you tight, amirite?

But, it is a great day when your tight pants fit you loose.

You'll always question a super friendly person's motives, amirite?

I call it "Aggressively nice". I dislike those kinds of people