I have a handle on things.
I am in love with my blackberry,
And that's all the love I need in my life.
I am pan-sexual.
I have real feelings.
I am a hippie,
The kind that believes in love
Above all other things,
Not the kind that smokes weed,
and doesn't shave her legs.
I like sparkles.
I like the smell of rain.
I don't believe in the word home.
I believe strongly in adoption.
I refuse to get married until gay marriage is legal.
If you feed me religious crap,
Prepare to have me tear it down.
I never forget who I am,
No matter who may hate me for it.