+38It sucks when you come on here to post something great, and then just as you're about to write it you forget what you were going to say, amirite?
+295A great joke to pull on someone is to say "Hey, I have a great knock knock joke, but you have to start." They'll respond "Okay, knock knock." Then you can say "Who's there?" and wait for their dumbfounded expression and the hilarious awkward silence to ensue, amirite?