My friends and I have this long standing private joke thing where they all pretend Santa is fake. They get so into it, too. They all look so serious and I'm struggling to not laugh.

Well put, good sir.

Kickin' in the front seat or row two window seat on the left side or row three window seat on the left side or row four window seat on the left side or row five window seat on the left side or row six window seat on the left side or row...

"If you watch this videotape, you will die in 7 days."
"...what's a videotape?"

Thanks to the spoiler alert, I avoided a huge giveaway.

Americans: You don't differentiate between European countries; they seem pretty much the same to you, amirite?

Anthony has some secrets he'd rather not have let out.

Welcome to the world. Here, we have many recreational activities! One such activity is called "Sharing Jokes". To share a joke, you can think of or use an existing sentence called a joke and tell it to people. A "joke" is a sentence that causes a person to feel humor which makes people feel good.

T-Pain did it.

Sleeping pills to liquid crystal display?

Because the site is comprised of Americans, of course.

There are no posts because there's really nothing to be said that isn't universally understood.

No, that's too obvious and logical.

Pro- This is usually true
Con- You feel the need to use 's to show a plural

God says don't eat fruit, Evil Satan snake (or whatever) tells Eve to eat fruit, Eve eats fruit, Eve gives fruit to Adam, Adam eats fruit, God gets mad, God punishes all.

I guess lesbians are fine, then.