It would suck if Santa Claus really didn't exist and it was just our parents putting gifts under the tree every year, amirite?

My friends and I have this long standing private joke thing where they all pretend Santa is fake. They get so into it, too. They all look so serious and I'm struggling to not laugh.

Guys: You never forget your first blow-job, but it takes a while to get used to the taste, amirite?
@Roy Lol cuz gay

Well put, good sir.

You hate it when you miss the bus because you took the time to write "You" instead of "u", amirite?
@God_the_Almighty I thought it was because the bus had too many seats to choose from.

Kickin' in the front seat or row two window seat on the left side or row three window seat on the left side or row four window seat on the left side or row five window seat on the left side or row six window seat on the left side or row...

Watching The Ring nowadays is almost silly. I mean, for one, videotapes are hardly threatening. And if some random girl called you and said, "Seven days," you'd probably think, "Who the fuck? I need to take my number off Facebook." And even if you saw that chick climbing out of the TV, you'd be like, "Damn this 3D TV shit is getting insane." amirite?

"If you watch this videotape, you will die in 7 days."
"...what's a videotape?"

Harry Potter is overrated. Amirite?

Thanks to the spoiler alert, I avoided a huge giveaway.

Europeans: you don't differentiate between Canada and the US; they seem pretty much the same to you, amirite?

Americans: You don't differentiate between European countries; they seem pretty much the same to you, amirite?

It would be helpful if each city came with a guide for people who had just moved in so they don't have to look stupid in front of locals. "New residents should invest in close-toed shoes and watch out for ants every spring. Commonly used make-out spots include the junkyard and riverside park, and we have an inside joke involving doughnuts due to a drunk man who accidentally dialed our local radio station.", amirite?
@penelope love the cliche Christmas cynicism. real clever.

Welcome to the world. Here, we have many recreational activities! One such activity is called "Sharing Jokes". To share a joke, you can think of or use an existing sentence called a joke and tell it to people. A "joke" is a sentence that causes a person to feel humor which makes people feel good.

You know there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you wanted the shark, amirite?
The rioting in England is senseless, amirite?
@I can't believe there's only ONE post about it. Just shows how little most Americans care about the rest of the world.

Because the site is comprised of Americans, of course.

There are no posts because there's really nothing to be said that isn't universally understood.

The Mayans probably just ended with December 21, 2012, because this is the exact date of the end of the 2,150 year-long astrological age of Aquarius in which the procession of the Earth's axis of rotation moves from the constellation Aquarius to Capricorn, amirite?

No, that's too obvious and logical.

There are pro's and con's to every situation, amirite?

Pro- This is usually true
Con- You feel the need to use 's to show a plural

Adams punishment fo sin was that he had to work hard in the fields and for Eve she'll have terrible pain from child birth BUT the snakes punishment, who fucks up everything remember, is that he must crawl on his belly for the rest of his days. Really God? Really? thats it? not really much of a punishment for a snake is it? I bet that snake just could not believe his rotten luck, Amirite?
@mchalla3 I'm not Christian, can somebody tell me the whole story?

God says don't eat fruit, Evil Satan snake (or whatever) tells Eve to eat fruit, Eve eats fruit, Eve gives fruit to Adam, Adam eats fruit, God gets mad, God punishes all.

If your age is on the clock, you're too young for cock. amirite?

I guess lesbians are fine, then.