People often think of cinnamon as sweet, but it's really the sugar it's often paired with that gives it the sweetness. amirite?

Yeah cinnamon by itself is just woody and bitter tasting.

All guys love at least 1 dick, amirite?
@contextrip Gay lifeform detected

Nah it's only gay if i jerk off in front of a mirror while making intense eye contact

hentie is fanfiction of anime, amirite?
Being a bee must be like walking around with a loaded gun with one bullet but it only Kills you, amirite?
Replacing Santa with Satan in your head makes Christmas so much funnier. amirite?

I saw mommy kissing...

You're not special for liking "thick" girls because "thick" can fit like 90% of body types. amirite?

It's spelled THICC btw

There is no way to disprove that we are living in a simulation. Everything we experience could be "rendered" in as we encounter it. amirite?

There's no way to prove it either.

If humans are such social creatures why are we all so lonely, amirite?

Because you sit in your basement all day living of welfare

We're told as kids crime doesn't pay to grow up to learn crime pays very well. amirite?

We should teach our kids the art of the long-con.

It's adorable when animals get slaughtered and eaten but sad when people get killed and eaten, amirite?

No. It's not adorable none of that is. Your disgusting.

Eating chicken is the closest we'll ever come to knowing how dinosaurs tasted. amirite?
December 25th feels more like a deadline than a holiday, amirite?


there are people too young to remember 9/11, who have children of their own, amirite?
there are people too young to remember 9/11, who have children of their own, amirite?
We go to work to be able to pay rent for a place where most of the time we're not there, and when we're there most of that time we are asleep, amirite?

Jokes on you I'm homeless