Common sense is a stupid idea and does not exist because every brain works differently, amirite?

If I read you correctly, and I believe that I do, common sense, is not so common...

There is no way to disprove that we are living in a simulation. Everything we experience could be "rendered" in as we encounter it. amirite?

There's no way to prove it either.

We're told as kids crime doesn't pay to grow up to learn crime pays very well. amirite?

We should teach our kids the art of the long-con.

I think you lost

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory could easily be a horror movie, amirite?
@Wait, it's not?

Ah God! I came here to say that exactly. 😂

People often think of cinnamon as sweet, but it's really the sugar it's often paired with that gives it the sweetness. amirite?

Yeah cinnamon by itself is just woody and bitter tasting.

All guys love at least 1 dick, amirite?
@contextrip Gay lifeform detected

Nah it's only gay if i jerk off in front of a mirror while making intense eye contact

hentie is fanfiction of anime, amirite?
Being a bee must be like walking around with a loaded gun with one bullet but it only Kills you, amirite?
Replacing Santa with Satan in your head makes Christmas so much funnier. amirite?

I saw mommy kissing...

You're not special for liking "thick" girls because "thick" can fit like 90% of body types. amirite?

It's spelled THICC btw

If humans are such social creatures why are we all so lonely, amirite?

Because you sit in your basement all day living of welfare

It's adorable when animals get slaughtered and eaten but sad when people get killed and eaten, amirite?

No. It's not adorable none of that is. Your disgusting.

Eating chicken is the closest we'll ever come to knowing how dinosaurs tasted. amirite?
December 25th feels more like a deadline than a holiday, amirite?