Common sense is a stupid idea and does not exist because every brain works differently, amirite?

If I read you correctly, and I believe that I do, common sense, is not so common...

There is no way to disprove that we are living in a simulation. Everything we experience could be "rendered" in as we encounter it. amirite?

There's no way to prove it either.

We're told as kids crime doesn't pay to grow up to learn crime pays very well. amirite?

We should teach our kids the art of the long-con.

I think you lost

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory could easily be a horror movie, amirite?
@Wait, it's not?

Ah God! I came here to say that exactly. 😂

All guys love at least 1 dick, amirite?
@contextrip Gay lifeform detected

Nah it's only gay if i jerk off in front of a mirror while making intense eye contact

hentie is fanfiction of anime, amirite?
Being a bee must be like walking around with a loaded gun with one bullet but it only Kills you, amirite?
You're not special for liking "thick" girls because "thick" can fit like 90% of body types. amirite?

It's spelled THICC btw

there are people too young to remember 9/11, who have children of their own, amirite?
there are people too young to remember 9/11, who have children of their own, amirite?
We go to work to be able to pay rent for a place where most of the time we're not there, and when we're there most of that time we are asleep, amirite?

Jokes on you I'm homeless

Language is such a complex skill that gets taken for granted by people who haven't had a stroke. amirite?

Pessimist. They have had a stroke...of luck.