It's possible for a person to be racist against his/her own race, amirite?

I dated a girl like this once. It was kind of heartbreaking.

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Well, I haven't read them and I have no plan to, ever. So I'll have to take your word for them.

@Neverwhere I had to look up who EL James was. But now that I know we're talking about Fifty Shades of Grey, I can add this...

Oh also, probably everybody knows that, but it still blows me away that the fastest selling paper back of all time is fucking Twilight porn.

I had to look up who EL James was. But now that I know we're talking about Fifty Shades of Grey, I can add this little tidbit: Twilight porn. It's Twilight porn, for real. I'm not kidding. So that's where the creepy, possessive stalker ideal comes into play.

'I' before 'E'.. except every time you're unsure how to spell a word, amirite?
'I' before 'E'.. except every time you're unsure how to spell a word, amirite?

This is how I learned it: I before E except after C or when sounding like 'ay' as in 'neighbor' or 'weigh'.
And then, to supplement that rule: Either seize their weird foreign heights or forfeit your leisure.

LoveMuffin? What the fuck? Don't make up idiotic nicknames for your boyfriend/girlfriend, but instead love the name they were given at birth. amirite?

I think LoveMuffin is stupid because it's impersonal and generic. But I think nicknames with significance hold more value than the names you're given at birth, because you're basically being named by the people who know you. In contrast, when your parents name you at birth, they have no idea of your personality.

I love how this is under "hobbies" as though people can just sit down and make something amazing like this in an afternoon.

Halloween is a great time to kill people. Just store the dead bodies in a haunted house and nobody will ever know, amirite?

I'm pretty sure this is an episode of Psych as well.

You remember at least one nightmare from your childhood that still creeps you out. Amirite?

Three words: Brain sucking aliens.

I haven't seen the films yet, but I know the Fellowship was a horribly difficult book to get through. I'm normally a fast reader but it took me a long time to finish that book. I loved it, though, absolutely adored it.

It may sound sweet on the surface to say, "words can not describe how I feel when I'm with him!" but really, that just means you don't have a way with words, you should be able to tell people how you feel while with your partner, amirite?

I dated someone when I was a lot younger, and I could never describe why I loved him. Eventually I realized that I didn't really love him, and in fact knew next to nothing about him, even though we dated for nearly seven months. In contrast, the few times I've been in real, proper love, I've been able to accurately describe it.

An expression of romantic interest would serve more as a compliment to you coming from someone of the opposite sex than it would coming from a member of the same sex. amirite?

When guys like me, I just feel bad because I can't return the feelings.

Whenever you eat McDonald's, you feel like you might as well be eating trash, amirite?

When I eat McDonalds, all I can think is 'Oh, the shame' over and over again until I'm done.