Apple decided to not include a charger and earpods with latest release. Soon they'll offer you only a thousand dollar screen and you'll have to buy the phone separately. amirite?
Cheese is the only thing that, when you melt it, becomes more delicious. amirite?
@Water. Checkmate.

Nah ice is much tastier

When you get coffee in your biscuit it's great, but when there are biscuit pieces in your coffee, it's gross. amirite?

That's how they test for witches in the land of gingerbreads by dunking the female to see if they're a witch. You missed the good part.

Perhaps we can start 2021 in July and hope things will go better for us, amirite?

Alien DLC was leaked in April and hasn't been released yet....

The person to tell the first joke, was the funniest person alive. amirite?

The second person who tell the joke but louder is funnier

At some point, it became not cool to ring someone's doorbell without letting them know first, amirite?

So true. As a kid, I'd get excited when somebody rang the doorbell. Now I get scared.

You most likely won't find any negative reviews on a parachute, amirite?

1 star review. Parachute didnt open and I died. Would not recommend.

You most likely won't find any negative reviews on a parachute, amirite?
As we grow up we brag about how little sleep we got, once we get older its how much sleep you can get. amirite?

And how many naps you can fit in. Little kids just don't understand how lucky they are to get nap time every day.

Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?

Looks really aren't as important as a solid personality. My best friend is maybe 5/10. He's like 5'5" and hella overweight and without a hair cut, it's hard to tell if he's Hispanic or Asian. Dude still pulls girls like it's nobody's business, because he's just cool to be around. He's not an asshole and makes jokes about himself. Not in that annoying constantly self deprecating way, but just to show he's okay with how he is.

Checking someone's temperature before letting them in is as effective as the "Are you 18+" question before entering a porn site. amirite?

Oh uh yes my birthday is June 2nd 1842 (just to be safe)

Society doesn't need lawyers as laws are man made, amirite?
@Eslaurrra I am saying lawyers are BS jobs that exist because humans arbitrarily created laws

There are more types of law than just criminal law. I'm guessing you don't know any real life lawyers.

When you are sent to your room as a child, you figure your parents are also ruminating over it. As a parent, you just go right back to watching TV. amirite?
@Skurlett I think dads do this while mums ruminate.

I mean, don't get me wrong, sometimes I ruminate. But not for the minor ones.

When you are sent to your room as a child, you figure your parents are also ruminating over it. As a parent, you just go right back to watching TV. amirite?
Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?