If you're 6 feet under you're also 41.8 million feet under. amirite?
@shai-e What? Explain please.

Maybe from the other side of the world? Idk my crazy is a little rusty.

The smaller is your tøwel, the more likely you are of drying your face using the same part you did on your booty. amirite?

I see no problem here.

Perhaps we can start 2021 in July and hope things will go better for us, amirite?

Alien DLC was leaked in April and hasn't been released yet....

C and D batteries are as useless as 9-Volt batteries these days, amirite?

Or deal with those paper towel dispensers in office bathrooms

One day you'll be exactly halfway through your life without ever realizing it, amirite?
When you are sent to your room as a child, you figure your parents are also ruminating over it. As a parent, you just go right back to watching TV. amirite?
@Stophatn31 Worst*

I'm pretty sure theres worse things.

When you get coffee in your biscuit it's great, but when there are biscuit pieces in your coffee, it's gross. amirite?

That's how they test for witches in the land of gingerbreads by dunking the female to see if they're a witch. You missed the good part.

When you are sent to your room as a child, you figure your parents are also ruminating over it. As a parent, you just go right back to watching TV. amirite?
@Skurlett I think dads do this while mums ruminate.

I mean, don't get me wrong, sometimes I ruminate. But not for the minor ones.

It's impossible to make change for a dime using 3 coins. amirite?

I can use 3 coins and my penis

No one is interested in celebrities' autographs anymore. Now we all want photos instead, amirite?

This isn't true at all. I get people's autographs any chance I get. Sometimes I don't like photos of myself but an autograph is something that the person physically touched/wrote.

Cheese is the only thing that, when you melt it, becomes more delicious. amirite?
@Water. Checkmate.

Nah ice is much tastier

Seeing as it's the law, vehicles shouldn't be able to be driven until the seatbelt is buckled. amirite?

Thanks Mom.

If everyone gets the corona disease then no one will have the corona disease. amirite?
You are almost certainly inhaling the air you just exhaled, amirite?

No you're not, that would kill you.