A woman naked is hot and a man naked is funny, amirite?

Except for me, I'm ugly.

Condoms destroy the purpose of sex, amirite?

"Destroy" seems a bit hyperbolic.

If you keep a coin in your pocket, you could scratch your balls using the pocket and then take the coin out afterwards to act like you were looking for the coin. amirite?

Trust me, we all know you are scratching your balls

If we could shave fat like we could shave hair, we would definitely do it... amirite?

Or just be healthy and avoid that whole situation

A microwave oven is one of the only places that 100 is less than 70. amirite?
@Cheytuflya I don't understand

If you type 100 in a microwave oven, it usually goes for 60 seconds. If you type in 70, it goes for 70 seconds.

You feel worse running on low sleep than no sleep at all, amirite?
We all have the guilty pleasure of intentionally slowing down when others are tailgating us. amirite?

Not me I speed up; I live in the mountains and don't want a brodozer running me down on the down slope

Killing someone is absolute insanity with all the borders closed or restricted. amirite?

Unless you do it with your mind

Most mammals you can think of would probably enjoy belly rubs, yet rubbing another human's belly is weird, amirite?
Everything is incredible about humans, amirite?


"Family owned" is the business version of "organic", amirite?

I mean Wells Fargo is a family owned company, yet they are so bad people avoid it like the plague.

Apple decided to not include a charger and earpods with latest release. Soon they'll offer you only a thousand dollar screen and you'll have to buy the phone separately. amirite?

Wait, they're not including a charger anymore? What is happening with Apple

You couldn't have a whole people escape by parting the Red Sea anymore, without causing the loss of billions worth of sea freight. amirite?
In every language, even if you don't understand it, it's easy to tell when someone is asking a question, amirite?

I'm pretty sure this is not a universal among all languages, I remember learning about that somewhere, but I'd have to find the source

If Pokémon did exist in our world, then we would probably exploit the entire race of electricity Pokémon for free electricity, amirite?

I'd have about 15 digletts.