You could hear 1,000 jokes and not remember any of them when you wanted to retell one but remember every single one when you heard them told again. amirite?
Any chick that says "everyone is fake" is the problem... amirite?

What a pernicious person you are.

Being the strongest is pretty useless if you can't get a grip on anything. amirite?
Saskatchewan is the only place where Vico and Bunnyhug makes no sense anywhere else. amirite?
What if dreams are reality, and what we think of as reality is all fake? amirite?

ion dream so does that mean that i don't have a reality

Diet pills are girth control pills. amirite?

I had to read this twice.

In cartoons, male characters are naked while female characters are fully clothed. amirite?

Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck would like to have a word with you.

It's not homo if it's for a Klondike bar, amirite?
Cannabolism is better than murder because when you kill your victim, you get free food out of it, amirite?

Hunting for sport is trashy but hunting for food is understandable. You've got a point.

Technically speaking Jigsaw was right, he's not murdering people, his traps are, amirite?

I mean I'm not killing my sister, this gun is!

You can count the number of popcorns you've made by counting the number of pops, amirite?

I've sort of forgotten with all this popping, was that 5 pops or 6, and you have to ask yourself, Do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?

The plural forms for foot and tooth are "feet" and "teeth", but "beeb" is not a word. amirite?

Daym gurl, yo beeb are tyte.. Or something idk I don't talk to women

The last three syllables of "Hubba Bubba" sound exactly the same, amirite?

I laughed. Thanks !

No products are used less for their intended purpose than pipe cleaners. amirite?

That or QTips. I have no idea why they were "invented" but I understand some rule breakers stick them in their ears.

Studies have shown that people are more likely to believe something if it starts with " it's scientifically proven... " or " studies have shown ", amirite?
@Openeyes perfect age to retire 😝

I intend to move to private beach with many many hookers and weed a literal mountain of weed and motorcycles and a private a gym and a casino ile run it and play in it whatever i loose always go back to me.

All of it nestled inside a mansion with lots guns.