Cannibals have a cup of Joe every morning for breakfast, amirite?
If Winnie the Pooh and his gang were a group of gangstas I think it would be safe to say that at one time or another Tigger would say something stupid and Pooh would respond with, "Tigga' Please!", amirite?

They're called tegroes. Watch your mouth

Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. Seriously, If I can't get them off, neither can the rapist. Love, your daughter, amirite?

Dear they_call_me_jane,

Please stop stealing from me.

Sincerely, Dearblankpleaseblank

If you were granted 3 wishes, having no more acne would probably be one of them. amirite?

I'd wish for Morgan Freeman to narrate everything I do

Casey Anthony should have been found guilty, amirite?

If Casey Anthony didn't kill her daughter, then who did? Why would she lie to the cops if she was innocent? Why did she wait a whole entire month to report her missing child? Wouldn't you call the cops within a few hours of "not knowing where your child is"? Why was she out partying and having fun while her child is missing/dead? Why did she have no emotion the whole time? Why did she lie so many times, come up with different stories, and use random excuses? Why did she get away with all that?

in my photoshop class my teacher gave us a paper in where we were suppose to write what we expect to learn in the future in this class. I wrote down "Everything I don't know." Good answer. amirite?

If it were mlia it would have been like this:
in my photoshop class my teacher gave us a paper in where we were suppose to write what we expect to learn in the future in this class. I wrote down "Everything I don't know." He then gave me an A and we had an epic lightsaber fight. MLIA

It's always awkward when you ring a doorbell and aren't quite sure if it actually rung or not. You don't want to ring it again because you'll seem rude, but if you didn't ring it, how would they know you're there, amirite?

I always stand there creepily in the window by the door waiting for someone to pass by and see me.

You hate the kid who asks the TEACHER for a pencil, paper, colored pencils, etc. You always want to say to them,"Just ask your friends for some! OH WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!", amirite?

Not always, sometimes I'll ask people around me and no one will have one so I just ask the teacher. Also, why would you hate the kid with no friends? kinda harsh.

It's not really fair how some people have completely flawless skin while others suffer, amirite?

Well the person with flawless skin may have bad teeth and vise versa.
You never know what is wrong with the other person. The grass isn't always greener on the other side.

The next time someone beeps their horn .03 sec after the light changes green. You should shut off your car, lay on the hood and feed the birds for an hour, amirite?

they say you should sit at a light for atleast three seconds. This seems safe, but lights in my area usually only last about ten seconds. If I sat for three seconds I would probably get honked at. Don't beep at me cause I'm trying to be safe!

Every time I hear a "Why'd the chicken cross the road" joke, I'm always find myself ending up disappointed, amirite?

Question-
why did the chicken cross the road?

Responses-

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die. In the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA:
In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES:
I have just released the new Chicken Visa , which will not only cross roads, but will also lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; and compete with Apple’s Smooth Eagle.

You'd eat your friends if you were trapped together and it was the only chance for survival, amirite?

Note to self: don't make friends with user_name, grass_hopperr, vampire_academy, DanielJames, and lua. LOL

At the end of Mean Girls, Gretchen Weiner's hair is straight because there are no more secrets, amirite?

But it never showed how she managed randomly to learn japanese over the break.

You have been intellectually raped before by someone's stupidity at your school, amirite?

she asked me how to spell "orange"...

Anyone can make a joke about Apple just by putting "i" Before the word. Like "iPencil", "iGuitar", "iKnife", amirite?

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