+30Olympic track makes you feel like you witnesed a crime, because you hear a gunshot and then see a bunch of black guys hauling ass, amirite?
+879Sometimes out of the blue when you're looking at your sexy self in the mirror while washing your hands or something you'll start doing weird shit like smiling creepily or waggling your eyebrows, and then stop suddenly when you realize that stuff like that is probably why you have no friends, amirite?
+250It would suck ass if you had to write a summary for the license agreement in order to agree to it, amirite?
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+215Its a great feeling to finally be able to look at someone who you have felt inferior to for a long time and not feel inferior, amirite?
+332Beginning of the year:Can I borrow a pencil?" "Sure! Just keep it, I have fifteen." End of the year: "Can I borrow a pencil?" "Sorry, I only have one pencil that I found on the ground yesterday", amirite?
+1,181Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween, I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors. amirite?
+267If you were a king, you would fart argon, krypton, and neon, because if any gas can have the privilege of passing through your anus, it would be a noble gas, amirite?
+13It's a little sad to think that, with all of today's medical advancements, doctors have not thought of a better thing to do for a broken toe than to simply tell you to "tape it to the next one.", amirite?