Every one has that one person in a book who they want to bitch slap, amirite?

Exhibit B: Every character in Twilight

It would be really cool to ride in a kangaroo's pouch, amirite?

no way! it is full of mucus!

On half days, your teachers either give you no homework because they "don't want to waste your half day" or they give you an obscure amount of homework because we "have more time to do it", amirite?
@schwimmen obscene?

you took the word rite out of my mouth

You're so much cooler online. amirite?

Brad Paisley is the bomb!

There should be an episode where 2 or 3 of the murder mystery shows are combined. Such as Bones not being able to figure out the murder so they call Monk for help, amirite?
There should be an episode where 2 or 3 of the murder mystery shows are combined. Such as Bones not being able to figure out the murder so they call Monk for help, amirite?

but Bones wouldn't need this Monk person...because she always solves the case

When zombies take over the world, everyone should go to Costco. It has thick concrete walls, years worth of supplies, and the zombies can't get in unless they have a membership card. amirite?

i showed this to my mom. she said, "that's cute".

periods are made out to be much more unbearable than they actually are, amirite?

A guy probably wrote this.

When we were younger, the number of life strong bracelets we had determined our coolness. amirite?

unoriginal

at least once, you have forged your parents signature on a permission slip, amirite?
If you ever had a light saber spoon when you were little, You were a cool kid. The toys in cereal boxes are no where near as cool as they used to be, amirite?

i totally had not one...but TWO of those! BEST. SPOONS. EVER.

now im starting to sound like MLIA...forgive me :/

When your favorite team is playing in the Superbowl, you can't decide if you should go to the bathroom during the commercials or the game, amirite?
@guineasaurusrex halftime show

you're rite. the halftime shows usually suck.

The parking lot (and often the actual resturaunt) at Texas Roadhouse is usually full when you drive by, amirite?
You'd be pretty pissed if somebody actually tried to pay you in gum after working all day, amirite?

Only if it was something other than New Trident Layers!

Teachers should get paid a much larger salary. After all they ARE basically giving students their future and teaching them what they know to use in the real world. Teachers make students get the successful jobs, because of what they teach and how much they're pushing the student. Yes, the motivation also comes from the student, but the teacher primarily is the one who motivates them to do well,... amirite?

I bet this was written by a teacher...