+415You wonder if people who use the metric system would name their children Kilometers instead of Miles, amirite?
+331He's starin' at yo wall, he's goin' through your old pics, tryna like 'em all so ya'll need to hide your posts, hide your links, hide your posts, hide your links, hide your posts, hide your links, and hide your photos cuz they're likin' errything out there, amirite?
+184Once upon a time, two men got drunk. They woke up the next morning with a pounding headache and they heard a bird whistling as loud as it could. They tried to fall back asleep, but the bird was so loud and they were in such pain that they finally commited suicide. I guess that's what you call killing two stoners with one bird, amirite?
+1,284Roses are red, nuts are brown. Skirts go up, pants come down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet. The longer it's in, the stronger it gets. You pull it out and it starts to sag... Oops! It's not what you think, it's a Lipton Tea Bag! amirite?
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