Lesson for this week: If you are going to escape in a boat, make sure it is in the water.

He was in Watertown...
Close enough

Males: How do you think you'd feel carrying a man bag/purse? Explain for other if you wish.
@fuzala well please do list the benefits of a basket in everyday life in comparison to the bag the benefits I see are for...

Mostly just fashion and easy of access to my things. It is very roomy holds all my papers, laptop, lunch, etc. The handle makes it easy to carry, I look snappy carrying it. No one else has one. People notice it. It is avant garde. I can sing "Follow the yellow brick road" and people get it.
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The most opportunistic thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in a bath, is to throw in all your dirty laundry, amirite?

Throw in all your dirty laundry? That's ridiculous.
Everyone knows you should only wash either the darks or the lights at once. smirk smilie

Im getting a new puppy its brown tan and white what would be some good names for it (its a gurl)

This is what amirite has come to. Naming puppies. lolwut smilie

You would win American Idol if they let you bring a shower on stage, amirite?
@_pi_ Maybe if I had my car. That's where I sing most. Plus I can keep my clothes on in there.

Also if they say no you can run them over and you are already in a get away vehicle.

We should find out if we have Amirite? neighbors. Comment with a state. Comments on comments will be cities/towns. Subsequent comments will be districts, streets, etc. amirite?
It's awkward when you tell a stranger "Merry Christmas" and they're Jewish, amirite?

I doubt that happened to you, everyone nose how to tell if someone's a jew.

How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?

This helped me get over my fear of crowded places too.

god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
If you forget your lunch money, a good friend will lend you some, a best friend will also lend you some, because your best friend isn't an asshole, amirite?

If you drop your books, a good friend will kindly pick them up for you, but a BEST friend will pee on them, push you down some stairs set your dog on fire and rape your mom. BECAUSE THAT'S JUST WHAT BEST FRIENDS DO.

Click "Yeah You Are!" to vote for Obama, and "No Way!" to vote for Rommey. Let's see who wins this! amirite?


When your phone loses signal, you go all Lion King on it, amirite?

Yes, yes I do. When my phone loses signal, I get on a plane to Africa, travel to the deepest part of the savannah, climb up on a rock and hold it in the air in front of giraffes and elephants while Elton John plays a song in the background. It usually works quite well.

Apart from the lions tearing out my spleen part, I mean.

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Girls: you're not a fan of the new high-low shirt style, amirite?