Wet dreams should be called snoregasms, amirite?
"Enter to win for a chance to train like an Olympic hopeful" sounds more like a punishment than a prize, amirite?

Yeah. Ugh. I hate vitamins B3, B6 and B12. Like who the hell do they think they are? Bingo numbers? Seriously.

Girls: when you get bored in the shower, you read the back of the shampoo bottles. Guys: you never get bored in the shower ;) amirite?

When I get bored in the shower, I gtfo so I don't waste any water.

You always hated that Blue crayon that colored purple, amirite?
If you did something illegal you wouldn't be stupid and talk about it online or in a public area with lots of people around, amirite?
@Mike_Hawk If I ever start selling drugs, I'm gonna have to advertise somewhere.

Here's the best way to effectively do that: You make a sign that says "Illegal drug sold here!" then you find a police station and stand outside. Police stations are ideal because there are criminals coming and going all the time. Then BAM you'll be rich in no time!

When you have a baby, you will not give them a name that they will be embarrassed of when they are older. Sure, the trend now is for unique names, but the line separating unique from abstract is pretty fine, amirite?
@StaceysDad -puke-

I forgot about their sister Destinee and their brother David.

The women who complain about how things like a man opening the door for a woman or a man paying for the movie on a date being sexist are usually more annoying than those who ARE sexist, amirite?

OWR VEGINAZ BLEED FOR 1/4 OF A MUNTH. D:<
WE CAN DO NO WRUNG. D:< YOU HAVE NOOO IDEA HOW MUCH IT HERTZ TO BLEED FROM VEGINA. D:< Y R U SO MEEN TO ME? Y R U PAYIN FO ME? THAT'S SO OFFENSIVE.

A girl kicking a guy in the balls should be more frowned upon, amirite?
Yes, because every american teenagers secret is that they're pregnant...amirite?

That would explain why some of the guys in my school are getting heftier... c;

Who came up with hugs? The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing?...Why are you holding me?" "Just trust me." amirite?
@what_of_it the first kiss would have been weirder..

I wonder if they were like "hmm what other body parts should we put together?" and then put their ears together.

Just because someone has cancer does not automatically make them "beautiful", at least aesthetically. Just because someone is in a gay relationship does not automatically make them in love. Someone with a disability is not automatically a better person than someone who is able. Facebook groups promoting these ideas need to shut the fuck up, amirite?
@SOFTBALL8 @polarlarlarlar_bare- shitting you were not. i just saw this. http://ctrlv.in/111194

So many weird things in that screenie.
1. AOL. Wat. That's still around?
2. "Lift me in the AIR- Breastfeed me! Raise your OWN virtual BABY." .. I don't even know what to say.
3. And finally... "Steve Pirani, savior of bees." Oh.

Snow is the only time when a girl is pleased by four inches, amirite?
@Shaqtus you demand a lot of snow

I'm a Minnesotan and a hockey lover. I'm happiest when everything is covered in white.

You like seeing your name in word problems, amirite?
@I actually pissed my pants laughing.

(Jaret):orly? Maybe YOU'RE the one that should be buying adult diapers.

Though cool at first, the "Top Rated Comments" feature on YouTube has become kind of annoying. The clichéd comments have made it like MLIA, amirite?

something about how Justin Beiber is talentless and overrated and how the person in this video should be famous instead of him.

It’s not a matter of finding the right person but its a matter of being the right person for the one you choose to love.
@James We decided to replace the POTD because of a few complaints from users

That makes sense. You will definitely always be able to make everybody happy.