Sweeney Todd, Fallen by Lauren Kate, Broken Crown by Mumford and Sons, and chicken macaroni from my work.
Are you being paid for this?
As a woman, I didn't even know I was supposed to have all these problems.
Cats even like the taste of victory. http://ctrlv.in/41754
Here's the best way to effectively do that: You make a sign that says "Illegal drug sold here!" then you find a police station and stand outside. Police stations are ideal because there are criminals coming and going all the time. Then BAM you'll be rich in no time!
I used to think that babies kicked their way out of the stomach and that was the reason they kicked in the first place. My mom never corrected me. :(
Why would that be hilarious?
I still don't see it. :(
There's this jock at my school who is very arrogant and never stops talking but he ALWAYS says something when somebody is being bullied, and people always listen when he says to stop. He annoys the piss out of me but I have so much respect for him.
And then they talk about it and its awks.
Conglomerate corporations are crazy.
So many weird things in that screenie.
1. AOL. Wat. That's still around?
2. "Lift me in the AIR- Breastfeed me! Raise your OWN virtual BABY." .. I don't even know what to say.
3. And finally... "Steve Pirani, savior of bees." Oh.
When my cat's eyes get like that, it means he's about to be a psychopants and he's going to start clawing and biting me and flipping the heck out.
He could make a testimonies page or something of that sort so it's in an easier format for new users to read.