I see there’s a lot of people asking if Kate Middleton will be the new Queen. I say there’s no chance. Queen had a string of huge hits in the 70’s and 80’s and Kate has very little experience in the music industry. amirite?
@Matthias My dad died at a Queen concert. This isn't funny, it's just plain offensive.

My dad died while writing an irrelevant comment. This isn't funny, it's just plain offensive.

They should make haunted houses with genuine fears. For example: Eviction notices at every corner, very important final exams that you didn't study for, pictures of your parents naked, etc. Amirite?

If you take all the r's, m's, o's, e's and y's out of "Romney" and add "Sata" to the beginning, it becomes "Satan". This means Romney is Satan.

This is what Billy Mays' tombstone should say, amirite?

Then half of his body should be somewhere else near by and that head stone should read, "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE."

There should be only one World's Greatest Dad shirt. And you should have to kill the previous owner to wear it. amirite?
99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to your school, amirite?

I agree, I prefer toddlers.

Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you. amirite?

They're trying to say, "These flowers are like our love; beautiful at first, but then starts to die and we hold onto it until it's ugly and falling apart and then we throw it away. Happy anniversary!"

You cried when you found out Anthony died, amirite?
@wowwendalwow WTF?!?!? HE DIDN'T DIE!

It's normal to think that; denial is the first step of grief.

Nice Hummer. Sorry about your penis, amirite?
@What a STUPID POTD :[


Wet dreams should be called snoregasms, amirite?
You hate that moment of panic when your parents tell you to wait in line at the cash register, and you're almost to the cashier and they're not back yet, amirite?
@brunetterox915 it's even worse when they took all the stuff with them so you're standing there awkwardly with nothing in your hands.

Or when you're there with the stuff and they have the money and the cashier is almost done checking you out so it's like ohey, will you except sexy timez since I has no money?

Who came up with hugs? The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing?...Why are you holding me?" "Just trust me." amirite?
@what_of_it the first kiss would have been weirder..

I wonder if they were like "hmm what other body parts should we put together?" and then put their ears together.

The superbowl is the only time when you are suposed to be quiet during the commercials, and you can talk all you want during the program, amirite?
@Am i right in thinking this is the POTD?

No. Everything you know is wrong. Black is white, up is down and short is long.

You are laying down in between a hot girl and a gay man. Which side do you sleep with your back to? amirite?

Why in the world would I be in bed with a gay man and a woman?

You can't think of 10 reasons to be against uniforms, amirite?
@StephanieIsAmazing Can you think of 10 reasons to be for uniforms?

1. Save money on clothing
2.Uniforms will cut down on teasing and cliques
3. Schools will be safe from outsiders because you would be able to easily identify who belongs and who doesn't.
4. Parents will no longer have to buy designer labels
5. Students can still wear whatever the hell they want after school, at home, etc. They don't take away from individuality.
6. They're less distracting.
7. "regular clothing'' could be used as an incentive (once a month they can wear what they want)
8. Many studies have shown that school uniforms improve test scores.
9. They encourage discipline.
10. They give a sense of belonging and school spirit to a school.