Because her worth as a person directly correlates with how "bangable" she is.

It's weird how butterflies are a symbol of beauty when they're so gross-looking close up, amirite?

Just like human females.

The mango craze is nothing compared to the guy in the suit with a side parting craze, amirite?
@Why does everyone have a mango as a profile pic?

It's a metaphor for how fruitful they are, it's like the mating call of amiriters. hello smilie

Nothing reminds you to be humble like someone you don't know telling you that you're not as great as you think you are and that you should fuck yourself, amirite?

You're as great as you think you are and you deserve to masturbate to celebrate yourself

Somewhere, a devout cat lover has walked into a Catholic meeting and promptly realized he had misread the sign, amirite?
You don't have 150 friends, amirite?

I can count all of my friends on one hand. While it's in a fist.

It's disgusting that "pro-family" is a term used to identify homophobes, amirite?

Do people honestly say that? They might as well claim rapists are pro-fertility and robbers are simply attempting to stimulate the lagging economy.

It's disgusting that "pro-family" is a term used to identify homophobes, amirite?
@1818788

I actually made a comic today about homosexual adoption. What a coincidence.

http://ctrlv.in/115733

Guys : When you were a little kid, you thought your testicles held your pee. amirite?

I thought they were to weight it down and point it toward the toilet bowl.

Guys: Whenever you pee and it comes out in multiple directions you call your penis a "dick" and then it looks at you and you both laugh together at how you were accidentally clever but then you realise your dick shouldn't be laughing or looking at you so you begin to yell at it until it goes limp. But then you feel bad for yelling so massage it until you're back on speaking terms. Then as you begin to recollect about what just happen you think, "Wow this hypothetical has gotten way out of hand.", amirite?
@tag How high are you?

No, it's "hi, how are you?"

Parents shouldn't try to make their kids stop liking things due to the kid's gender, amirite?
If you could drop everything and travel the world (with only a backpack and the bare necessities) and learn new concepts, meet new people, and just go on an adventure... you would. Amirite?

Only if there were Pokémon involved.

Why do people who are "gangsta" call their homes "the crib"? Especially when talking to a girl, how is that appealing? "Ay, girl, why don't you come by the crib later? We can suck on pacifiahs allll night, and maybe even cry ourselves to sleep.", amirite?

"And in the morning we can shit ourselves. Like a BOSS."

In school, when the teacher tells you to stop "clicking" the pen it always seems you end with the ballpoint inside and have to click it one more time. amirite?
@Roy I brought one to school once and they sent me to the office because it was a "weapon" :|

You got a watch out. Do you know how many students die each year from being stabbed by quills, It's not good man, its not good.

Everyone who supported slavery was free. Everyone who supports abortion is alive, amirite?
@YeahIAm Everyone that supports enforcing Christian values into the government, is Christian.

Its not about Christian values. It's about human morals. It's no ones right to kill.