+305Ew, no! That hot dog needs bread. My anaconda don't want none unless you got BUNS, hun!
+328I'd rather have my girlfriend cheat on me with a girl than a guy, because if it's a guy I wonder what he has that I don't, but if it's a girl then I know, amirite?
+591All of Taylor Swift's exes should collaborate and write a song about her, amirite?
+1,076Why do people who are "gangsta" call their homes "the crib"? Especially when talking to a girl, how is that appealing? "Ay, girl, why don't you come by the crib later? We can suck on pacifiahs allll night, and maybe even cry ourselves to sleep.", amirite?
+486Telling a girl you want to "rock her body" means something completely different in Pakistan, amirite?
+337Sometimes the friends you gain are not worth the ones you've lost, amirite?
+782Teenagers: sometimes when you're out with your devil worshipping friends, drinking drugs and smoking alcohol while having an unprotected sex orgy, you like to laugh at how stupid your parents are because of what they think really goes down at your parties and sleepovers, amirite?
+610Folding underwear is pointless. If somebody else other than yourself does see your undies it's not like they'll say, "OH MY GOODNESS. LOOK AT THAT WRINKLE. YOU DISGUSTING PIG, WE CAN'T HAVE SEX ANYMORE.", amirite?
+361The Incredible Sulk- "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry........you wouldn't like me when I'm happy.............in fact, nobody likes me,", amirite?
+860Some people think women have too many emotions to be president. That's stupid because women are masters of psychological warfare. Rather than blow up our enemies, a woman president would mind-fuck them and convince other countries to hate them. They'll sit around wondering what the hell just happened and when they ask why we're mad at them, we won't tell them. Amirite?