+179Being a politician is like being a hooker: you can't be one unless you pretend to like someone while you're fucking them, amirite?
+874You hate when you're at someone's house and they ask stupid questions like "Who are you?" and "Is that a gun?", amirite?
+389It's like you were drunk when you were little, you know you were there, but you don't remember anything. amirite?
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+270Fairy tales don't all begin with "Once upon a time..." Many of them begin with "If i get elected, I will..." amirite?
+534A girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from a vegetarian club, I was so confused because I'd never met herbivore. amirite?
+411That Snorlax you just called fat? Yeah, it's eating rare candies by the DOZEN for you to accept it. That Gastly you just called ugly? It's been trying to learn a new move to replace its Mean Look. That Slowpoke you just tripped? He has a learning disability that makes him Legally Retarded. See that Hitmonchan with the scars? He fought in Vietnam for your freedoms today. We should stop judging Pokemon, amirite?
+181If you had a time machine and went to kill yourself in the past, then you never should've existed in the first place, amirite?
+203It would be cool if we could run a USB cable from our computers to our brains and just upload information and stuff for when we have to take test and then we could also upload music and all that too, amirite?