+19The moral of the movie "The Road to El Dorado" is bros before hos, amirite?
+596It sucks when you have a button up shirt and the gaps in between the buttons are so big that you have to choose between looking like a Mormon and looking like a cheap whore, amirite?
-197Vagina doesn't sound like a body part. It sounds like an herb or a spice, like something somebody in a restaurant would complain about. "Waiter! This salad needs more vagina!", amirite?
+223Cyber Monday sounds like a day where everybody has cyber sex instead of a day where there are tons of deals for online shopping, amirite?
+266You know you're too white when somebody finds you because you're glowing in the dark while playing hide and seek. amirite?
+540If there was a bible for ghetto people it would say things like: "Yo, Noah, my brotha, build an ark fo' two of each animal." or "Yo, Adam nd Eve. Don't eat from dis tree or you will die, fools.", amirite?
+556More people would be willing to be plumbers if there was as much money in the pipes in the real world as there was in Mario, amirite?
+17It's stupid how much money people spend on entertainment when they could get better, more fulfilling for free, amirite?
+755The reason ghetto people type "lke ths" is because they can't afford to buy a vowel, amirite?
+198Lies don't fix things. They don't even make things easier, at least not in the long run. Best to tell the truth then clean up an honest mess, amirite?
+352Bras are a lot like parents; no matter how much we dislike them they're there for support, to make sure we're well rounded and they try to prevent poking, amirite?