+920it used to be called gramm but then a pirate discovered it and got mad thus creating GRAMM-ARRRR, amirite?
+610Folding underwear is pointless. If somebody else other than yourself does see your undies it's not like they'll say, "OH MY GOODNESS. LOOK AT THAT WRINKLE. YOU DISGUSTING PIG, WE CAN'T HAVE SEX ANYMORE.", amirite?
+251When you make a joke and nobody laughs you pity them because they are obviously below your intelligence level since you are such a hilarious mofo, amirite?
+540If there was a bible for ghetto people it would say things like: "Yo, Noah, my brotha, build an ark fo' two of each animal." or "Yo, Adam nd Eve. Don't eat from dis tree or you will die, fools.", amirite?
+755The reason ghetto people type "lke ths" is because they can't afford to buy a vowel, amirite?
+280If people talk behind your back it's because you're ahead of them, amirite?
+596It sucks when you have a button up shirt and the gaps in between the buttons are so big that you have to choose between looking like a Mormon and looking like a cheap whore, amirite?
-198Vagina doesn't sound like a body part. It sounds like an herb or a spice, like something somebody in a restaurant would complain about. "Waiter! This salad needs more vagina!", amirite?
+352Bras are a lot like parents; no matter how much we dislike them they're there for support, to make sure we're well rounded and they try to prevent poking, amirite?
+136I didn't trip, I was testing gravity. Don't worry, it still works, amirite?
+360It's better to be comfortable and warm than cute, uncomfortable and stylish, amirite?
+341Being on the computer and listening to music goes together like a hooker and STDs, amirite?