What do you call a man who loses 95% of his intelligence? Divorced. amirite?

*Married. I forgive you though. It's a common mistake.

What do you call a man who demands that a woman stay home and make sandwiches? Stuck in the Middle Ages. amirite?

What do you call a woman who can't vote, can go out, and has no rights? Stuck in the middle ages.

Girls: It doesn't matter how cute a guy is. It doesn't matter how nice a guy is. All that matters is that guy's K/D ratio in MW3, amirite?


Girls: Generally, guys don't just look for a pretty face, nice shape, and big boobs in a girl. Usually, the things guys look for most in the girls is internal organs, amirite?

"Man that's a nice Kidney. I would surgically remove the hell out of that."

Its really funny how Ke$ha's Twitter name is keshasuxx, amirite?
Owl City is probably the best band to fall asleep to, amirite?

The Beatles.

You can tell alot about a person by their jeans - skinny, loose, light, dark, ripped, and whether they wear them high or low, amirite?

Oh yeah? Well what about my... AWESOME PANTS? Booyah.

Whats the difference between a woman and a gun? ... You can buy a silencer for the gun. amirite?
Jet is a terrible name for a child, amirite?

As of late her sons name is "Jet Star Soria". How unfortunate, amirite?

It seems a lot of the morals from Aesop's fables can be applied to sex. "Look before you leap", "Slow and steady wins the race", "Don't cry wolf", amirite?

I don't think the third one applies to me because I sincearly doubt I'll be sexually abusing any wolves.

You support the process of chemical castration (an injection that decreases libido by lowering testosterone levels) for rapists and pedophiles, amirite?
You wonder if Harry Potter would've been as popular if he'd had a different name. Bartholomew Perkins just doesn't have the same ring to it, amirite?

Bartholomew Perkins
The boy who lived.

That is an amazing drawing, your drawing skills are unparalleled.

Eating Starbursts must be an adventure for colorblind people. "Oh, what's this one going to be? DAMMIT I HATE YELLOW!" amirite?
Pole vault is the coolest sport to watch, amirite?

Are you kidding me!? It's definately Golf.