Its really funny how Ke$ha's Twitter name is keshasuxx, amirite?
What do you call a man who demands that a woman stay home and make sandwiches? Stuck in the Middle Ages. amirite?

What do you call a woman who can't vote, can go out, and has no rights? Stuck in the middle ages.

Girls: Generally, guys don't just look for a pretty face, nice shape, and big boobs in a girl. Usually, the things guys look for most in the girls is internal organs, amirite?

"Man that's a nice Kidney. I would surgically remove the hell out of that."

You can tell alot about a person by their jeans - skinny, loose, light, dark, ripped, and whether they wear them high or low, amirite?

Oh yeah? Well what about my... AWESOME PANTS? Booyah.

Eating Starbursts must be an adventure for colorblind people. "Oh, what's this one going to be? DAMMIT I HATE YELLOW!" amirite?
What do you call a man who loses 95% of his intelligence? Divorced. amirite?

*Married. I forgive you though. It's a common mistake.

People should pray for what happened in Japan, Hundreds of people are dying and ther- OMG THE iPAD 2!!!!1!111! amirite?

Please don't take this seriously. Pray for Japan.

Instead of constantly texting or using their phone, young guys should be working on their cars. Nobody's ever gotten laid in the back of an iPhone, amirite?

There's an app for that?

Girls: It doesn't matter how cute a guy is. It doesn't matter how nice a guy is. All that matters is that guy's K/D ratio in MW3, amirite?

.4 ...COME AT ME, HOES

You wonder if Harry Potter would've been as popular if he'd had a different name. Bartholomew Perkins just doesn't have the same ring to it, amirite?

Bartholomew Perkins
The boy who lived.
ehhh...

You felt so proud when you memorized your first rap song, amirite?

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song. Get on my level.

Whats the difference between a woman and a gun? ... You can buy a silencer for the gun. amirite?
Jet is a terrible name for a child, amirite?

As of late her sons name is "Jet Star Soria". How unfortunate, amirite?

It seems a lot of the morals from Aesop's fables can be applied to sex. "Look before you leap", "Slow and steady wins the race", "Don't cry wolf", amirite?

I don't think the third one applies to me because I sincearly doubt I'll be sexually abusing any wolves.

You support the process of chemical castration (an injection that decreases libido by lowering testosterone levels) for rapists and pedophiles, amirite?