You eat less at someone else's house than you normally would at your own house, amirite?

When I'm at someone else's house, I don't touch a thing and say the whole "oh, no thank you! I had a big lunch" but when I'm home, I'm like this:
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Around Christmas time it is fun to go up to any "For Lease" signs & write "Navidad" under it. amirite?
CAPS IN AND BACKWARDS READ WE THINK ENGINEERS HIGHWAY, amirite?

I think I get it! Like the words on the roads, like "BUSES ONLY" or something, right?

If you go to Google Maps and get directions from South Detroit to Anywhere, you're AMAZED! amirite?
@Doesn't work.

That's kind of the point.

Since when does 'lololololol' mean the same thing as 'hahahahaha,' amirite?
It's not right to see a tiny coffin being lowered into the ground, amirite?
Your book signings always go really well until a Borders employee kicks you out for scribbling in the books, amirite?

Not really, since they went under.
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There are some people at your school who you call by their first name and last just because it sounds better, amirite?
When you're little and you see a scary movie, it embeds a phobia in you that you wouldn't have otherwise. Amirite?

Barney made me afraid of bears.
You know, that one episode, with the turtle and the rape whistle in the forest?

The song "the edge of glory" sucks WAAAAY more than friday, amirite?

Are you stupid?

Amirite is like a town. The home page is Main Street. Post yours, just in and random are side streets. Groups is that new subdivision. Community and 'best of' is the library and town center with the archives and records. Help is the hospital/school. The bottom links are alleys. Our profiles are our homes. Anthony's profile is the mayor's house. The Amirite Guy is our statue in the middle of town. Amirite?

You've gone waaay too into this.

Never say "oops". Always say "Ahhh, interesting". amirite?
@AAAhhhh interesting, I did it again!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Oops, I did it again.

Harry Potter is overrated. Amirite?

Your parents hate you.

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, your nose is about in the middle, amirite?
What has four legs and no ears? Mike Tyson's tiger, amirite?

Lol, I get it.