No one likes a smart ass.
Especially one that isn't funny.
But I thought you were.... black.
American or British?
You mean.... Rapunzel?
I think I look better with my glasses. They compliment my eyes. They're like a permanent accessory.
Well I'm assuming that since the OP compared them to M&Ms that they're chocolate, but they look like they'd be fruity.
They look like they would be flavored...
Someone had too much lamesauce on their fish and chips.
I figured. I do know German.
Actually, it would probably be more like:
Hallo, ich heiße Albert.
My favorite show is rake.
It's the pretty ones that make the nastiest poops.