I'm just waiting for him to post on this and be like "Yeah, I was so upset. He was so sexy."
I would hope that the best wedding gift would be your undying love and commitment?
Because it can make all the difference. At the Quidditch world cup, Viktor Krum caught the snitch, but Ireland won anyway.
No, this is Patrick.
OMG, I'm soooo jealous. I wish my legs weren't so fat. I want to be able to wrap my hand around my thighs. And as for ribs? The more the merrier!
But this one time, his parents bought him the really cool pair of gold robes for Hanukkah, but gold robes was Aberforth's thing, so Albus had to pretend like he didn't like them. :(
Oh my god!! I'm so glad someone clarified that this meant eraser. You know... I do often have problems with people stealing my condoms.
and what if they like start their period and bleed in them.... eeewwww.
Actually, it would probably be more like:
Hallo, ich heiße Albert.
Someone had too much lamesauce on their fish and chips.
J.K. Rowling is a literary genius. You obviously have no idea what you're talking about.
There's this chick named Xuxu, pronounced "zoo-shuh"
Are you stupid?
Are you retarded? He's a fucking fish.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK, YOU DIRTY BASTARD! THEY ARE EVERYTHING THAT IS GOOD AND TASTY IN THIS WORLD!!!