Oh, you may not think I'm dirty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A filthier hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
But I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat,
As grimy as a stall.
There are diseases hidden in my head
That people cannot see,
So try me on and I will give you
More than just a flea.
See that beautiful woman over there? She marries old men and then kills them for the insurance money. See that kind man helping a small child? He's a child molester. See that adorable little boy? He punched his mother in the stomach yesterday causing her to miscarry. See that lovely and polite gentleman? He runs a white power organisation in his spare time.
Do it faggot.
Oh, you may not think I'm dirty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A filthier hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
But I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat,
As grimy as a stall.
There are diseases hidden in my head
That people cannot see,
So try me on and I will give you
More than just a flea.
( hello ) =
( un ) =
( angry ) =
( lolwut) =
( ono ) =
( goo ) =
( yum ) =
( frown ) =
( d ) =
( smirk ) =
( wary ) =
( no ) =
( hmm ) =
( hehe ) =
( cool ) =
( l ) =
( Y ) =
( n ) =
( love ) =
( cry2 ) = (cry2)
Oh, now I get why people always called me a "pussy" while growing up. They think I'm tough!
Go back to MLIA.
Which god should I ta-a-a-ke?
Exhibit A: Rebecca Black.
She is part mermaid on her mother's side, which explains why she can't sing on dry land.
See that beautiful woman over there? She marries old men and then kills them for the insurance money. See that kind man helping a small child? He's a child molester. See that adorable little boy? He punched his mother in the stomach yesterday causing her to miscarry. See that lovely and polite gentleman? He runs a white power organisation in his spare time.
FUCKING JUDGE EVERYONE
It means "told her" in black people talk.
thats what she said