If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark, amirite?

Ahem, Tesla.

Del is the most accepted unit of pain measurment coming from the latin word Dolor meaning pain. "The human body can bear up to 45 del but at the time of giving birth, a woman can feel up to 57 del. This is 20 bones getting fractured at the same time. A kick in the balls is above 9000 del which is giving birth to 160 kids or breaking up to 3200 bones." Interesting concept, but something tells me the study done for this information was probably run by a man, amirite?

I doubt there was even a study.

It is ridiculous that my family is making me apologize to them for taking my gay best-friend to prom and "ruining their day", amirite?
Worlds shortest horror story: The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. Amirite?

I like this one better.

Worlds shortest horror story:
President Santorum.

If you got message from your Girlfriend saying "Honey,Thespacebuttononthisphoneisfaultywhenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative." you'd wonder what a ternative is, amirite?
@acisseJ I'm pretty sure it actually originates from sickipedia.

Ladies and Gents, Today I present you a pair who both remember that some joke was published on some site a year or more ago. Undoubtebly, they each keep a writen diary where they both store dates and appearances of internet jokes. Really, this deserves an applause, congratulations you two.
http://ctrlv.in/71372

You hate when people think they know the lessons in school. Today in health my teacher asked "why do people put beans in their ears." my answer was, "because their stupid," which was a good answer but my friend knew the lesson was about drugs so he said "to calm them down." that answer is stupid and he thought it would be great because the lesson was about drugs, but really who would do that. amirite?
@1640915

^ im pretty sure it wasnt the lesson that was on drugs...

It's quite ironic that the only Miley Cyrus song that they sing on glee (The Climb, Episode 19: Laryngitis) is sung terribly. amirite?
@Because it is the popular belief that as Miley Cyrus songs are crap, and because everything on glee is auto-tuned...

Irony is when the opposite of what you would expect happens. Glee singing Climb poorly is a coincidence, not ironic. Ironic would be Miley Cyrus singing any song well.

Science majors/Genii: It's amazing how overly simplified they make things on the discovery channel, amirite?

I'm sure us "Genii" know that the plural form of "genus" is "geniuses".

The only thing more pathetic than the Westboro Baptist Church picketing Steve Jobs's funeral, is the fact that they tweeted about it using an iPhone, amirite?

I want to go to a counter protest soooo bad.

I watched this video where this one guy counter-protested by showing up and having people donate to organizations that WBC fought against, but donated the money in Phelps' name just to spite him. I mean, how genius is that? He even sent Phelps a thank you card for every donation. This guy is like my new hero.

A negative boy was debating the pros and cons of going to a radical party. He decided to be square and missed out on four awesome chicks. But that’s okay, because it was all over by two AM. Amirite?
@Handsy Math and Science jokes got annoying 83920890324 year ago

Saying math jokes are annoying is the first sine of being incompetent.

Go to the comments section of this post, right click and paste. Show us the last thing you copied. This will be fun, amirite?

"Freeze Mentos into ice-cubes. Then give your friends an iced diet coke. After five minutes their drink will randomly explode."

GUYS: Walking with your pants below your knees isn't as easy as it looks, amirite?

Then don't do it.

You hate it when you're doing something and you really don't feel like getting up and you have to pee so0o0o bad (like i am right now!) P.S.-this looks funny- 0o0o0o0o0o0o0o00o0o0o0oo0o0o doesn't it, it reminds me of the pee dance. amirite?

I'm totally getting this post on a mug.