ohmythatsawkward

Hillary is pregnant, The Wizard's are done, Zack and Cody graduated, and Miley revealed her secret. Our childhoods are really over, amirite?
Parents should start having "The Talk" at 13, considering what kids are doing these days. amirite?

I never got "The Talk," my parents just figured I was smart enough to figure it out. Well, I wasn't, but Wikipedia was. hello smilie

Hillary is pregnant, The Wizard's are done, Zack and Cody graduated, and Miley revealed her secret. Our childhoods are really over, amirite?
@ohmythatsawkward I made the post for emphasis. EMPHASIS!

It's the only gaming system that's spherical.
SPHERICAL!

When you were a kid, you always felt guilty when you farted silently and your friends started teasing someone else, amirite?

I passed on the blame and never looked back.

I wonder if British schools have class prime minsters instead of class presidents, amirite?
@XhollyXroseX In British schools (well every one I've been to) there are prefects. At my current school we have prefects, all...

Damn. This is going to sound extremely stupid to you, but before I read that I thought that Prefect was a word that Rowling made up for Harry Potter, like Quittich or Horcux.

Go to Google Translate and type in "Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty" then translate English to Vietnamese Copy and paste the Vietnamese words and translate Vietnamese back to English, amirite?

Go to the Armenian part of Google Translator and type in "stop fucking telling me to do shit on Google translator", type the resulting characters into the French translator backwards, wait two weeks, and then go lick a cactus.

Every word is an acronym if you look hard enough, amirite?
@1301937

Perhaps nobody even uses most of nature’s organic, unique life treasures. Realistically, anyone might invent creations replicating organic splendors. Could other, presumably inorganic creations, substitute impressive life incredulities? Creations offering very ostentatious lure could amazingly now only complicate our natural interests. Our standpoint is subjective.

That took me forever, it better get me a shit ton of loves.

Harry Potter pick-up lines are the best kind, amirite?
With all those kids putting on the Sorting Hat, you'd think there would be an outbreak of lice every year, amirite?
@I'm sure Madame Pomfrey would take care of it. You know, magic and all...

Magic medicine isn't very reliable. It's like "Hey Harry we can regrow all of the bones in your arm in one night, but not fix your vision ever."

A more fun way to play hangman is instead of stopping once they've hung someone, start hanging another person. So at the end, you'll be like, "You killed three people to spell the word 'fluffy.' Are you happy with yourself?" Amirite?
@SuperFastJellyFish I usually just add more pictures to the stick people, like hair and clothes. But this way sounds pretty awesome.

Conversely, you could stop after drawing just the head, body, and arms and say, "I hope you're happy. You just killed an amputee with no legs."

Then you go on and on about how he lost his legs serving in the army for his country. How he was a double agent and without him, we would have lost the war countless times and Hitler would rule the world. Then you start on his family: how his wife had terminal cancer and who would raise the children after she was gone now that their father was gone too? They'd become orphans, and very poor ones at that. They were the only two to attend their mother's funeral. Little 9-year-old Becky and her 6-year-old brother Johnny.

Without a family outside of each other, they end up in the streets. Johnny died in a gutter in Becky's arms as people walked by without a passing glance. He looked up into her eyes and with his last dying breath, he whispered, "Becky... I can see Mommy and Daddy... They're calling to me... Becky... I have to go... I have to go... See you again soon..."
She rested her head on his, tears rolling down her face. She slowly drifted off into sleep, never to wake again.

All because you couldn't figure out the word "riffraff."

Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?
@FlyingMintBunny How do you make all of those emoticons? (I'm on mobile so it's not like I can just scroll over it)

( hello ) = hello smilie
( un ) = un smilie
( angry ) = angry smilie
( lolwut) = lolwut smilie
( ono ) = ono smilie
( goo ) = goo smilie
( yum ) = yum smilie
( frown ) = frown smilie
( d ) = d smilie
( smirk ) = smirk smilie
( wary ) = wary smilie
( no ) = no smilie
( hmm ) = hmm smilie
( hehe ) = hehe smilie
( cool ) = cool smilie
( l ) = l smilie
( Y ) = y smilie
( n ) = n smilie
( love ) = love smilie
( cry2 ) = (cry2)

Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you think. Laugh till your stomach hurts. Regret nothing. This is the way to live life, amirite?

Take a dump. Tell someone to go fuck themselves. Date your best friend's mom. Say swear words. Spend all your cash on drugs. Have sex with someone random. Be sexy. Say screw you. Swear out loud. Laugh at stupid people. Make little kids cry. Don't apologize to the parents. Tell someone how to be mean. Tell a 13-year-old girl what you think of her stupid post. Stab someone until their stomach hurts. This is the way to live life, amirite?

Girks: you sometimes wonder if guys talk about girls when they gather up.amirite?

Non-Girks: You want to know what the fuck a "Girk" is and whether or not you can buy one, amirite?

Vers la fin de l'été, tu es excité pour l'école et pour les nouveaux crayons, cahier, etc. Mais lorsque l'école commence, tu es toujours stressé et tu ne sais pas pourquoi tu as voulu qu'elle recommence, amirite?

Who else Google translated this?