If you're hot cosplaying is acceptable, if you're ugly then cosplaying makes you a loser, amirite?

Yep, that how the world works

The first company to project ads across the moon is going to get ultra rich. amirite?

Imagine if it's Geico

We human beings tend to think of certain other human beings as somehow very different from us, but we are all the same, all of us glued to our smartphones with their occasional charging tails. amirite?

This actually true most get up go to work get home eat maybe do some work around the house, watch tv repeat.

Humans are the only dominant species that bitch about their existence. They're also the first dominant species capable of bitching about their existence. amirite?

The only one we know about. I bet dolphins complain as well, they're too smart not to

Weird Al Yankovic's band can play any song. amirite?

They are probably one of the most underrated bands ever.

In fact the sky is not-blue. amirite?
@Stereotypesexist this guy knows what's up

and as I'm sure you know, that's why some eyes appear blue as well. it's a lack of colouration (melanin) and so the refraction makes a similar effect to what's going on in the sky. being a lack of colour is also what causes it to be a recessive trait, I believe.

A spider does push-ups the same way it does squats, amirite?
People rip out their carpets for hardwood flooring and then cover them in large area rugs…like carpet, amirite?
Banks take our money and pay us so little interest. We take bank's money and pay them so much interest. amirite?

...lube not included.

Exercise is the only drug that makes you sexier. amirite?

Alcohol makes others around you look sexy

Ass can produce all 3 states of matter, amirite?

It's the stomach that does this. All three states of matter have also come from my mouth.

In about 30 years, some senior citizens in retirement homes will be listening to gangster rap and grunge music. amirite?

I was told I would grow out of my Metal phase in my teens. I'm 36 and as into as ever, I'm sure I'll still be listening at 66.

Thats why cocaine is having a timeout

The "&" symbol looks like a guy dragging his ass through the floor. amirite?
If you tap the electronic rectangle in your pocket in the right places at the right times you can be a billionaire. amirite?

Or you can have your penis elongated with one simple trick.