Erasers slowly sacrifice their lives because of your mistakes. amirite?

Ahhh like the tiny pink Jesuses of the stationary world ..

Mario is the most well known Italian. amirite?
Every wolf you see is half werewolf. amirite?

I suppose you could say the same for every human too...

If someone is stuck in a timeloop, technically we're ALL stuck in a timeloop, they're just the only ones who know, amirite?
@404ChompyNotFound Unless it's only occurring in a specific spot

That would imply that exiting a timeloop is just a matter of going to a far enough away location

People who fail to use turn signals won't even lift a finger to be safe. amirite?

Or like, when you're trying to turn left to get to a street, and there's a car slowly driving your direction. So you sit there waiting for them to pass you so you can go forward, and then they turn into the street your on... Still with no blinker.

If someone is stuck in a timeloop, technically we're ALL stuck in a timeloop, they're just the only ones who know, amirite?
@Alixkast Idk about that. Usually a time loop is some sort of punishment. Groundhog day he was cursed. Dr Strange was doing magic.

But everyone in the timeloop is still (presumably) a real person, and will remember the day as it happened on the final loop. Meaning they were all in the loop too, they just didn't know

Corn is a bean. amirite?

By that logic, a tomato is a bean.

Everything you've ever found was in the last place you looked. amirite?

Not true.

I searched and search for the remote one time. Found it but started talking to someone in the room.

After the conversation ended I actually started looking for the remote again while it was already in my hand.

The number of people older than you never increases, amirite?

What about the ladies who celebrate birthdays every decade or so

It's December when shores are abandoned . Kingdom of sand left without a sand castle. for the year, It's THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN, amirite?
You'll never touch the same molecule of water again, amirite?

Dont tell me what i can and cant do

If you the way word extraordinary all the way through it sounds fantastical, but if you pronounce it like extra-ordinary, it sounds just a little better than ordinary. amirite?

That word is reserved for David Attenborough narration for planet earth. That's HIS word

The percentage of the population that is ginger is the same as the people with DID, amirite?

Google says that 2 percent or less have DID and 13 percent have ginger hair.

Stupid people are happier because they are often unaware of life's details, amirite?

I wish I was stupid

It's always the last key you try that works, amirite?

Not always