@contextrip Einsteinian iq

yeah, looks like we have a real Alan Watts here

If you did a lot of community service when you were young, you were either a very good kid, or a very bad kid. amirite?

Or you wanted to get into a good college

Childhood is the shortest part of our life but has the longest life in our memories. amirite?
Every basketball shot will go in if thrown from the right place, amirite?
A typical job interview is a conversation between two liars, amirite?

Who was it? Alexander sojynitzskin or who ever that wrote gulag archipelago?
He said something like "we know they are lying, and they know they are lying. They know we know they are lying, we know they know we know they are lying. They know this and they are still lying anyway"

Drooling is a mouth orgasm, amirite?

Drooling gives me a pants orgasm!

Testing if you're immortal only works once, amirite?

The first time maybe

There is a 14% chance that the meteor that killed the dinosaurs struck earth on a Monday, amirite?

There is 2 ways to think about this:
1. There is more chance it wasn't a Monday
2. At least they got the weekend in and it wasn't a Friday after a week at Dino work

When you walk forward in a train, you are faster than the train. amirite?

Cue the flat earther argument of no relative velocity…

A spider does push-ups the same way it does squats, amirite?
Every basketball shot will go in if thrown from the right place, amirite?
Pubes in the rim, amirite?

I shave my pubes at the urinal

Metaverse is being created for the sole purpose of allowing Mark Zuckerberg to be able to look like a human during interactions. amirite?

Err… umm… it's still not working

Z is the most forgettable letter in the alphabet. amirite?

Did you say zee or zed?

A bully is someone who thinks they are doing you a favor by kicking your butt because if they did not kick your butt, some other bully would. amirite?

Or they emotionally and mentally abuse you until your brain state to break