Since we pay for our Data or Wi-fi, we automatically pay for ads. amirite?

The really messed thing is ads were originally intended to pay for the programing the appear in. Then media providers decided they could ALSO charge you for the service while still getting money from ad revenue!

And we're just fine with that.

There is a 14% chance that the meteor that killed the dinosaurs struck earth on a Monday, amirite?

There is 2 ways to think about this:
1. There is more chance it wasn't a Monday
2. At least they got the weekend in and it wasn't a Friday after a week at Dino work

You have two eyes, two ears and only one mouth that is to be shared for talking, eating, laughing and kissing. People are naturally inclined to find you a balanced person if you observed, listened, ate, laughed and kissed 20 times more than you talked. amirite?

That's why I show them my spreadsheet.

A typical job interview is a conversation between two liars, amirite?

Who was it? Alexander sojynitzskin or who ever that wrote gulag archipelago?
He said something like "we know they are lying, and they know they are lying. They know we know they are lying, we know they know we know they are lying. They know this and they are still lying anyway"

One day your contact list will have more numbers of dead friends than living. amirite?
Most heroes don't wear capes. amirite?

Have you not seen the incredibles? No capes you get sucked into plane engines or other similar devices

What's going down is the opposite of what's up. amirite?

Yea but have you ever seen down dog?

Humans might evolve into being in complete control of their penis, amirite?
@Mrtechnohawk Where do you see the evolutionary advantage of that?

Lower risk of getting your dong jammed in a pant zipper.

Ass can produce all 3 states of matter, amirite?

It's the stomach that does this. All three states of matter have also come from my mouth.

Testing if you're immortal only works once, amirite?

The first time maybe

All guys want are nudes yet they don't get any and all girls want is to not get nudes and yet that's all they get. amirite?

There seems to be a obvious solution to this, but neither side wants to budge

Exercise is the only drug that makes you sexier. amirite?

Alcohol makes others around you look sexy

If SD cards are thin and flat and in a similar shape of floppy disks why don't we just make floppy SDs with tons of storage, amirite?

When you say tons of storage, what do you mean? Terabytes? That is out there now.

Life has a word limit, amirite?

No it doesn't.

The members of the Supreme Court probably have a group iMessage. amirite?

Unless they don't all have iPhones