Z is the most forgettable letter in the alphabet. amirite?

Did you say zee or zed?

If you have birthday sex, you're celebrating coming out of a woman by coming in one. amirite?

If you're a guy having hetero sex or a woman having lesbian sex yes, not so much if you're a guy having gay sex or a woman having hetero sex

Some stranger somewhere remembers you because you were weird to them. amirite?

I'm confident that A LOT of stranger will remember that about me.

Putting down an animals that suffers is the "humane" thing to do, but in most cases humans with a condition that causes permanent suffering are kept alive as long as possible. amirite?
Disabled animals are considered cute but disabled humans are often made fun of. amirite?

The same assholes that would make fun of a disabled person wouldnt find a disabled animal cute.

You have probably never heard a bus honk its horn, amirite?
@Shiny244 Why does literally everything have to be about race. Sad

Because race is inextricably linked to virtually every aspect of American society. Why does the very act of mentioning that make some people so butthurt?

One day there will be something even more extreme than vegan and they will shame everyone even vegans and be even more annoying. amirite?

I was thinking about this because a friend was wondering where to go next. I suggested that currently as a vegan he doesn't use anything that harms animals. Why does he not look into only using things that don't harm HUMANS - especially as most of what we use & consume comes at least in part from humans working in horrific conditions.

If you like a YouTuber, watch their commercials without skipping. amirite?
Most heroes don't wear capes. amirite?

Have you not seen the incredibles? No capes you get sucked into plane engines or other similar devices

Parents who co-sleep with their infants and toddlers hate sleep, amirite?
For all we know, entrance to heaven or hell could rest on the perentage of shopping carts we successfully return to the corral. amirite?

We're already in hell, those are the only two things that exist

It's hilarious to see people on singing shows raise their mics to their mouths to nod. It's a silent gesture, y'all! amirite?

I pretend to walk faster without walking faster in crosswalks

It's amazing how often usernames check out. amirite?
Number of people older than you never increases. amirite?

Unless you get close to a black hole

Every wolf you see is half werewolf. amirite?

I suppose you could say the same for every human too...