If someone is stuck in a timeloop, technically we're ALL stuck in a timeloop, they're just the only ones who know, amirite?
@Alixkast Idk about that. Usually a time loop is some sort of punishment. Groundhog day he was cursed. Dr Strange was doing magic.

But everyone in the timeloop is still (presumably) a real person, and will remember the day as it happened on the final loop. Meaning they were all in the loop too, they just didn't know

People who fail to use turn signals won't even lift a finger to be safe. amirite?

Or like, when you're trying to turn left to get to a street, and there's a car slowly driving your direction. So you sit there waiting for them to pass you so you can go forward, and then they turn into the street your on... Still with no blinker.

Smoking an aspirin would probably help you quicker during a heart attack than swallowing it normally. amirite?
If you plan to use your belt as a tourniquet in an emergency, you'll need to have a hole in the right spot to fit your limb snug. amirite?

You've just started banging up haven't you?

If SD cards are thin and flat and in a similar shape of floppy disks why don't we just make floppy SDs with tons of storage, amirite?

When you say tons of storage, what do you mean? Terabytes? That is out there now.

For all we know, entrance to heaven or hell could rest on the perentage of shopping carts we successfully return to the corral. amirite?

We're already in hell, those are the only two things that exist

If we colonise Mars, every country on Earth will become a 1st world country, amirite?
Weird Al Yankovic's band can play any song. amirite?

They are probably one of the most underrated bands ever.

If you're hot cosplaying is acceptable, if you're ugly then cosplaying makes you a loser, amirite?

Yep, that how the world works

In fact the sky is not-blue. amirite?
@Stereotypesexist this guy knows what's up

and as I'm sure you know, that's why some eyes appear blue as well. it's a lack of colouration (melanin) and so the refraction makes a similar effect to what's going on in the sky. being a lack of colour is also what causes it to be a recessive trait, I believe.

The person who holds the record for having sex with the most people was probably forced to. amirite?

Houston 500. But she was paid for it.

You can only choke on ice for so long, amirite?

Long enough

Homosexuality is most likely humanity's natural form of population control. amirite?
When you look at a planet in the night sky, your eye is being touched by a photon that touched a planet that no human has touched. amirite?

The planet also might not even be there because of the time it took that light to travel to you. So you are looking at a planet that could possibly never be touched by a human, ever.

A guy masterbating is the equivilent of a dog chasing it's tail, it's all good fun until you reach the inevitable conclusion and the reality of the situation settles in, amirite?

Bro this is so deep