Vampires don't sparkle, they live in castles, sleep in coffins, hate garlic and the sun, turn into bats and can be defeated with a wooden stake or a silver bullet, amirite?
@you don't kill vampires with a silver bullet. that's werewolves.

I got some of my info on Vampires from the Blade movies.

People see kids that have things like Ipads, Blackberrys and other electronics and call them spoiled. But if you think about it, having things like a tablet or a smartphone are becoming less and less toys and more actual tools. I'm sure when someone first invented paper and the pencil people regarded it as nothing more than a toy, and young people who had one were probably called spoiled. The same is happening now with smart phones and tablets. amirite?
@I agree that 6 year olds and 10 year olds don't need smart phones, but when someone's fucking 13 they're mature...

I could see the benefit of a kid having a smartphone though. Install a hidden GPS tracker this way you always know where your kid is. God forbid something happens, you can find him or her.

People see kids that have things like Ipads, Blackberrys and other electronics and call them spoiled. But if you think about it, having things like a tablet or a smartphone are becoming less and less toys and more actual tools. I'm sure when someone first invented paper and the pencil people regarded it as nothing more than a toy, and young people who had one were probably called spoiled. The same is happening now with smart phones and tablets. amirite?

What the hell does a kid in middle school need a smart phone for?

Guys: You'd rather your girlfriend have a big butt and thighs instead of her being a size 0 or 2. amirite?
@1657280

Skinny girls may be classified as people. Can't say the same about you.

Guys: You'd rather your girlfriend have a big butt and thighs instead of her being a size 0 or 2. amirite?

So, you're a size 0? That means you don't have a size.

iPhones have the best themed phone cases, amirite?

Mostly because the iPhone needs a case otherwise it would break if you so much as give it a dirty look.

You should be offended when your religious friends don't try to convert you. If they don't, they're basically just saying they don't mind if you're eternally damned, amirite?

Am I the only one who found the sarcasm in this post?

It looked like she was lip syncing.

Girls: It's actually kind of amusing to tease guys, amirite?

Nobody likes a cocktease. Put up or shut up.

They need to make a birth control for men. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest, amirite?

Wearing condoms is one form of birth control for men.

As for the "taking the bullets out of the gun", a vasectomy would do that.

You don't remember what boxes soda cans came in before the "Refrigerator Pack" 2 rows of 6, amirite?

It was usually 3 rows of 4.

When you see a creature like a fly, a spider, or a cockroach around the house, you assume it's a dude, amirite?
@Jarden They don't...

Wow, I'm dyslexic. When I read that post, I read "When you see a creature fly, like a spider, or a cockroach..."

When you see a creature like a fly, a spider, or a cockroach around the house, you assume it's a dude, amirite?

Since when do spiders fly?

Nerds are good when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something sweet, amirite?

+1 for the Mitch Hedberg reference.