I've never met anyone who woke up one day, jumped out of bed, and exclaimed "I'm gay!".
LOL. Nickelback isn't that bad. There are bands that are much worse.
I think he is destined to save the world from zombies.
People actually like tasting their own blood?
Thank you! I hate how sarcasm doesn't get conveyed very well via this site.
Affirmative action works both ways.
It's not necessarily bad for your body. Chiropractors crack your back and neck.
I have a blackberry, it might be 160 but for most phones it's 140.
Oh god fuck that. At least on the beach there is some eyecandy in the form of chicks in bikinis.
FTW can also mean Fuck The World.
Killing is killing.
(A Random Person): Yes, just like that one.
It's kinda funny actually. When I was 22 I dated a girl who was 18 and her mother was vehemently opposed to it. I thought it was funny because her parents were 5 years apart.