I got some of my info on Vampires from the Blade movies.
I could see the benefit of a kid having a smartphone though. Install a hidden GPS tracker this way you always know where your kid is. God forbid something happens, you can find him or her.
What the hell does a kid in middle school need a smart phone for?
If that were true, the world would be a much better place.
Skinny girls may be classified as people. Can't say the same about you.
So, you're a size 0? That means you don't have a size.
Mostly because the iPhone needs a case otherwise it would break if you so much as give it a dirty look.
Am I the only one who found the sarcasm in this post?
It looked like she was lip syncing.
Nobody likes a cocktease. Put up or shut up.
Wearing condoms is one form of birth control for men.
As for the "taking the bullets out of the gun", a vasectomy would do that.
It was usually 3 rows of 4.
Wow, I'm dyslexic. When I read that post, I read "When you see a creature fly, like a spider, or a cockroach..."
Since when do spiders fly?
+1 for the Mitch Hedberg reference.