Do you have any idea how alone our galaxy is? Think of it this way: light travels at the speed it would take to circle the Earth eight times in one second, and travelling at the speed of light, it would take 2 million YEARS to reach the nearest galaxy to the Milky Way. It's absolutely mind-boggling to think about, amirite?

Did you just say mind bottling?

It's annoying when a girl and her friends are walking really slow in the hallway. Really, bitch? Why are you walking in slow motion? amirite?

For anyone else, did Ludacris pop into your head while reading this?

Once a song passes eight or nine minutes in length, it's an experience, not a song, amirite?

Deathbed by Relient K

Dr. Pepper is better than Mr. Pibb, amirite?
I asked some chick out on a date last night. She said "No..and stop standing on dried fruit you fucking weirdo", amirite?

Chickens don't talk.

You hate is when people tell you to drink lots of fluids. Seriously, what else would you drink? Solids? Ionized gases? amirite?
We all own something that we never use but are still proud of owning it, amirite?
Dang goundhogs, quit hoggin' my ground, amirite?

I hate when gound hogs do that.

Be the fruit loop in a world of cheerios, amirite?

Trix on you!

"What's cooler then being cool?" "Ice cold"
Well actually Mister 3000, I would have to say the solid form of carbon dioxide, better known as Dry Ice is a bit cooler reachin temperatures of -109.3°F or -78.5°C, amirite?
It's weird that you say you're on the bus, rather than in it; But you say you're in a car, rather than on it. amirite?

I'm on a boat.

Teachers are a lot like alarm clocks, they won't shut up when you're trying to sleep, amirite?

Unless you hit them.

Summer is lemonade season, autumn is cidar season, winter is hot chocolate season. What does that make spring, amirite?
@th3don Duck season

I was waiting for that!!

If you really look at it, the word llama kind of looks like a llama laying down, amirite?
If you really look at it, the word llama kind of looks like a llama laying down, amirite?

The word bed actually looks like a bed.