I don't blame Eeyore for being depressed. I'd be pretty bummed if I had a nail in my ass. amirite?

Thanks for noticing me

The last Air Bender Movie- When you can't even pronounce the main characters name correctly then there's trouble a brewing, amirite?

I heard that they didn't have the copyrights so they had to change all the names

People should store things like they do in video games: hide coins in pots and boxes that won't open unless you smash it against a wall or the ground, amirite?

And then we could run out of the house, run back in, smash the pots again, get more stuff, and repeat! Like Link!!

I sleepwalk you see, that's why I wear shoes to bed. amirite?
In EVERY rap song there is one lyric that is just so ridiculous you have to laugh, amirite?

Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside...

It would be awesome to invent a search engine called Tap so that whenever you search something like Megan Fox or the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders you could say that you Tapped that. amirite?
It would be awesome to invent a search engine called Tap so that whenever you search something like Megan Fox or the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders you could say that you Tapped that. amirite?
I wrapped my Christmas presents already, but I accidently used the wrong wrapping. Its said "Happy Birthday" on it. But I didn't want to waste it, so I put "Jesus" after. amirite?
I wrapped my Christmas presents already, but I accidently used the wrong wrapping. Its said "Happy Birthday" on it. But I didn't want to waste it, so I put "Jesus" after. amirite?
@This isn't a question. Were you clever? Sure. But this belongs on MLIA or LML.

@857237 (Your+name+(optional)): Credit's got to go to Demetri Martin!

You hate it when you're working in your laboratory and your annoying sister won't get out, amirite?
"Said the rapist" is a good replacement for "that's what she said", amirite?

Only on Fridays. Between the sheets. At night. Said the liar. So does your face. This is the most epic collection... That's what she said is in there also

We all have that friend who's only hope to make it in life is to marry rich, amirite?

Yeah, we call her Loony behind our back!

your mind was blown when you realised the word 'bed' actually looks like a bed, but your head exploded when you realised the word 'letters' actually look like letters. amirite?

Mind. Blown.

Sometimes when you see a fight, you secretly wish it will get bad enough so that you can say "FINISH HIM" in your most epic voice possible, amirite?

Mortal Combat right?

You were more upset when Hedwig died, rather then when Mad- Eye died. amirite?
@796722

I would but I didn't think of it :/