With the price of groceries, it is now acceptable to cry over spilled milk, amirite?
@I predict this as POTD.

Way to try to sneak that in there... I see that was 21 seconds late, I see it.

your mind was blown when you realised the word 'bed' actually looks like a bed, but your head exploded when you realised the word 'letters' actually look like letters. amirite?

Mind. Blown.

A lot of conflict in the Wild West could've been avoided if cowboy urban planners had made towns big enough for everyone, amirite?
@OFWGKTA POTD??

Winner winner chicken dinner

Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you. amirite?

That's why you get fake ones- "These are fake flowers, they'll last forever, just like our love. Not to mention the were soo much cheaper then real ones, I mean have you seen prices these days?"

Your pillow is practically your spouse. You sleep with it, hold it close, cry into it when you're sad, scream into it when you're angry, love it at the end of a long day, and wash it when it gets old, amirite?
The world is not going to end in 2012. Why? Because on 11/11 2011 at 11:11, millions of people are going to wish that the world is not going to end in 2012. amirite?
The best things in life don't need a commercial, amirite?

*Everything but snuggies

Summer is lemonade season, autumn is cidar season, winter is hot chocolate season. What does that make spring, amirite?

Rabbit season.

You were more upset when Hedwig died, rather then when Mad- Eye died. amirite?
@AtheisticMystic OMG you motherfucker I haven't seen it yet! And don't say "well you should have read the books", I don't like to read

Sorry if you don't like to read. If you don't like to read, then don't get upset when people talk about it. It's not our responsibility to cater to your preferences of not reading.

In EVERY rap song there is one lyric that is just so ridiculous you have to laugh, amirite?

Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside...

If you really look at it, the word llama kind of looks like a llama laying down, amirite?
Today I got a balloon, just a balloon, no strings attached, amirite?

Was it actually Free Balloon day?

Dang goundhogs, quit hoggin' my ground, amirite?

I hate when gound hogs do that.

I asked some chick out on a date last night. She said "No..and stop standing on dried fruit you fucking weirdo", amirite?

Chickens don't talk.

Saying "Y'all" can be normal, depending on where you hail from. amirite?

Saying "hail" can be normal, depending on where you come from.