Diary of Charmander: Everyday is a fresh introduction into hell. The only time I feel the cool breeze against my scaly cheek is when I'm engaged in unwilling combat with something that looks like a palm tree with legs. Everyday I pray to a God I'm no longer allowed to believe in for a death that will not come. I cant also hear Squirtle pleasuring himself in the adjacent pokeball. amirite?
@prampy08 http://www.collegehumor.com/art...f-a-charmander

Okay? a lot of stuff on this site is from somewhere else. I saw it on there, thought it was funny and decided to post it..

Getting a notification on amirite is more exciting than facebook. amirite?

Unless it's just a notification about someone commenting on one of your favorite posts

"ooh ill sing this for the talent show!" ..... "fuck it has a cuss word", amirite?

or you could just sing the clean version

It's slightly disappointing when you find out that twins in a movie were played by one person, amirite?
It's slightly disappointing when you find out that twins in a movie were played by one person, amirite?

The Parent Trap..

The producers of Family Guy need to make a blockbuster movie like the producers of The Simpsons did, amirite?
@NotreDameFan it's about damn time they make one!

i know right? they'd make a fortune off of it!

When you lose your stuffed animal that you cuddle with, everything gets worse right after, amirite?

..wtf?

You honestly have to question whether or not your teacher actually has a social life when they take the time to grade every single paper, marking every little thing wrong, amirite?
@Uh, it's called their job? There's another word for the "cool" teacher who doesn't assign any homework or grade...

I get that they're trying to help us, but I'm talking about the teachers who will assign a five page essay and then start taking off points if you put a comma in the wrong place.@1117336 (Tory):

Around three people are born, and about 1.333 people die each second. The result is about two and two-thirds increase of people every second. Meaning, almost ten more people live on Earth now, than before you started reading this, amirite?
Around three people are born, and about 1.333 people die each second. The result is about two and two-thirds increase of people every second. Meaning, almost ten more people live on Earth now, than before you started reading this, amirite?
@flipflop386 how does only 1/3 of someone die???

it's just an average, so it doesn't come out perfect

It's kind of weird to think that celebrities used to be just average people, amirite?
@fuckoffwhore what was it before?

it said normal people instead of average people

It's kind of weird to think that celebrities used to be just average people, amirite?
Computers are like air conditioners: they both stop working when you open Windows, amirite?

yeah..

It pretty crazy to think that if everyone in the world gave you a penny, you'd have around $70,000,000, amirite?
@There are more then 7,000,000 people. Try, IDK 7 BILLION

but i said if everyone gave a penny not a dollar

Even though they're out of style, pants pockets with zippers are much more convinient, amirite?
@guineasaurusrex I don't have trouble with things falling out of my pants pockets...

you probably wear tighter pants/shorts then. I always have things falling out