You honestly have to question whether or not your teacher actually has a social life when they take the time to grade every single paper, marking every little thing wrong, amirite?
@Uh, it's called their job? There's another word for the "cool" teacher who doesn't assign any homework or grade...

I get that they're trying to help us, but I'm talking about the teachers who will assign a five page essay and then start taking off points if you put a comma in the wrong place.@1117336 (Tory):

Because of this website, you sometimemes say 'amirite?' in real life. amirite?
It's slightly disappointing when you find out that twins in a movie were played by one person, amirite?

The Parent Trap..

I dont understand how so many married couples these days get divorced. My parents have been happily married for 20 years! Theres something wrong with society these days, amirite?

sorry i didnt mean to offend anyone

You're a native English speaker. You should know the difference between "your" and "you're", amirite?

your so right

I have come to the conclusion that mario is homeless. He wears the same clothes, runs around in sewers, beats people up for their money and what does he spend it on? Shrooms, amirite?

i already posted this a long time ago

Diary of Charmander: Everyday is a fresh introduction into hell. The only time I feel the cool breeze against my scaly cheek is when I'm engaged in unwilling combat with something that looks like a palm tree with legs. Everyday I pray to a God I'm no longer allowed to believe in for a death that will not come. I cant also hear Squirtle pleasuring himself in the adjacent pokeball. amirite?
@prampy08 http://www.collegehumor.com/art...f-a-charmander

Okay? a lot of stuff on this site is from somewhere else. I saw it on there, thought it was funny and decided to post it..

It's slightly disappointing when you find out that twins in a movie were played by one person, amirite?
It's kind of hard to think that unless you're already married or engaged there is a good chance that you've never even met your future spouse yet, amirite?
@Had to say no way because it's hard to imagine that I'd marry any of the guys I know, so I've been thinking for a...

i see your point, but the reason i said 'yeah you are' is, the person you are going to spend the rest of your life with starting in five to ten years is someone you don't even know yet

"ooh ill sing this for the talent show!" ..... "fuck it has a cuss word", amirite?

or you could just sing the clean version

Around three people are born, and about 1.333 people die each second. The result is about two and two-thirds increase of people every second. Meaning, almost ten more people live on Earth now, than before you started reading this, amirite?
@flipflop386 how does only 1/3 of someone die???

it's just an average, so it doesn't come out perfect

I can't hear you so instead of looking like an idiot I'll just smile and nod, amirite?
@Trollpatrol CHECK ONES ALREADY DONE cuz this one was

yeah, i just saw the other one and it's kinda like mine but still different

Around three people are born, and about 1.333 people die each second. The result is about two and two-thirds increase of people every second. Meaning, almost ten more people live on Earth now, than before you started reading this, amirite?
i poopd on a lisbens bak n than the poop slipt on my dique than she poopd on the poop on my dique and than she eated it of like a kow, amirite?

I pooped on a lesbian's back and then the poop slipped on my dick, then she pooped on the poop on my dick. Then she ate it like a cow

learn to spell dumb ass

It's kind of weird to think that celebrities used to be just average people, amirite?