why is amarica teaching other countries when were almost the dumbest, amirite?

Congratulations on proving yourself right.

it's scary to think that anyone you know could be a sociopath and you have no way of knowing if they are, amirite?
I put that "Take ten years off" make-up on my 9 and a half year old brother. I don't know where he went, but it might explain why my mom got fat and is acting like a bitch, amirite?
@987538

Hold the phone. HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. This guy asked for his own post to be POTD... AND ANTHONY LET IT HAPPEN?!?!

THE ANTHONY I KNOW AND LOVE, THE ANTHONY I PRAY TO BEFORE I GO TO BED, THE ANTHONY THAT I HAVE A HAND-MADE GOLD STATUE OF THAT I SACRIFICE MY PRIZED GOATS TO, DOES NOT DO THIS. THIS IS THE WORK OF YNOHTNA, THE OPPOSITE OF ANTHONY.

When you get a bruise, 5% try to remember how they got it, 4% dont even realize they have it, and 90% poke it to see how much it hurts. You're the 1% that does all three, amirite?

...If you don't realise you have it, how the fuck are you going to poke at it and "try to remember where you got it" ???
Put more thought into things before posting.

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They had to change the title of "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" to "Sorcerer's Stone" in the USA because Americans aren't educated well enough to know what a philosopher is, amirite?
@British people: Having a better education than Americans since forever.

OH, I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of being on the MOON.