Why am I so hot?
Before: Overweight, depressed looking girl with ugly hair
After: Glowing skin, amazing body, huge smile and a different eye color
"i want to have sex with you"
"Obama supports gay marriage and abortion. Do you?"
Yes, yes I do.
If I think a girl is really attractive and then I find out she's a bitch, her attractiveness begins to really annoy me. Like I'll just be looking at how her hair falls perfectly over her shoulder or how she has a really nice body and the whole time I'm thinking "dumb bitch... you and your stupid good looking figure..."
Haha, I get it. Because you saying that is a generalization. Teehee.
You seem like a really great person
Didn't they make a Home Alone 2 also? Seriously, how could a family forget to take their kid on vacation with them again ????
Remember folks, that little kid smiling and running up and down the aisles at the super market could be a future serial killer!
Yeah, because the occasional bread before a meal served at a restaurant is totally causing the obesity problem in the U.S.
Try going a week without nutella. Now go a week without any salt in any of your food.
Actaully, no, don't do either of the statements above, beause that would be silly
Maybe you do know someone who is a premium member, you just have no way of knowing that they are
I'm a fraternal twin.... tie?